...hack.initiated...decryption.in.progress...
...Sr. Director Moriarty recognized...transmission.encrypted...uploading data...
We shall bleed these corporate whoremongers until they are dried out husks!
Ernst Stavro Blofeld and myself encountered "shadowdog" today in Magellan. You may remember this selfish boy attempting to travel our lanes and refusing to pay his dues. Well now the fool is in a Talarca Light Cruiser, which proved as easy to destroy as his transport. We dispatched him once in Magellan, and minutes later we eliminated him again in California after he attacked us while we were engaged in vaporizing another Trader who refused to pay.
Moments afterwards, our hacks into Liberty's satellite tracking system revealed that several Universal Shipping patsies using the tag [KOF] were heading towards Bretonia. We easily interdicted the convoy of 2 Transports and one Manta. These too refused to donate to The Lane Hackers, and were all vaporized. I am pleased to report that the head of the [KOF], Chakotay, was on board the lead transport. I pitied the fool, and jettisoned his escape pod outside Freeport 4 after retrieving it. As I cruised away, his weak transmissions promised "bounties" on both Ernst and I. I can only hope. That will cost them even more than just paying our tax would!
While Ernst was finishing off the inept [KOF] fighter, another trader appeared on our scanners and I intercepted him. He too refused payment, but since he had no cargo, I merely reduced his hull integrity to 1% and left him adrift in the asteroid field to contemplate his greed. His plaintive requests for assistance almost made me go back and obliterate the sniveling weasel. I hope he enjoyed the repair bill.
...encryption.in.progress...hack terminated...
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