*Incoming Open Transmission*
Comm ID - Colonel Picaroon Diablo
Target ID - Farmers Aliiance
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I will bypass the pleasantries & get straight to the point.
One of your foolish plow boys fired upon & damaged one of my BLS transports. I have zero tolerance for sod busters wanting to play the ancient game of cops & robbers. There fore I have sent some of my {SOB} fighters to teach you hayseeds a lesson. A lesson that will cost you ships, pilots & of course credits.
Now I hear rumors you have placed bounties upon my ships & their crews? Foolish mistake essays..
If 1 more of my BLS transports is fired upon by one of your over glorified crop dusters, I will save you the trouble of plowing your fields. A Fleet task force will be at your door & will commence to pulverize your fields & anything in our path. I suggest you call off your foolish gesture to boost your egos, before I turn your planet in to compost.