I'm sorry for missing my visits
This space seems most exquisite
To relieve my thoughts
And connect the dots
Of my terrible absence for business.
I traveled to Denver, for my mother to see
But I return now to my room with glee
I saver the spaceship, dark, dank, and cold
But I take horror to my grinder covered with mold.
I ran to the diner in terror and dread
And found my friend Copper, with bowl around head
I asked him for help and he said quite amused
I should hide the sandwich down in Silver's cooch.
"Eureka! Ingenius!" I shouted with joy
That place was more pungent than sushi with soy.
The patrons would never be so keen to spy
The rancid bologna, gouda, and rye.
"Foolish! Terrible!" from a corner Cobalt screamed
"If you go near Silver, she'll want to get reamed!"
But what could I do with my neglected fungus?
"Lets give it to the most dainty among us!"
Now we wait for Jaina to open her locker
Her eyes and her nose will encounter a shocker
Sitting abrupt is my food all encrusted
And watching with glee all of us maladjusted.
More to come later!
[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.
All these people what I don't know appear to be asking you questions and
However....
You're a wall.
But it's okay. I'm an enabler.
If they're going to ask you questions I need to make sure you can answer them!
More to come later!
[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.