Bad poetry corner

[Kazinsal]

Any rap that is posted here will automatically win a "worst attempt at poetry" contest.

EDIT: I accidentally a preposition.

---

Retired, permanently.

[Nicolas]

I have a haiku, for those of you that are not familiar with the poetry style, it just follows a pattern of 5 syllables, 7 syllables and then five again, Let me start:
Haiku's are easy
But they don't always make sense
Refridgerator.

:lol: made me laugh.

---

[Jihadjoe]

Any rap that is posted here will automatically win a "worst attempt at poetry" contest.

I contest that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFuQ84-qsvk

Back on topic.

Rappers get a bad... uh... rap,
By falling into that misogeny trap.
Better sense to avoid this,
Create some meaning, avoid the crap.
But making it rhyme is still a peice of pi-

---

[r3vange]

[color=#FFFFFF]Roses are brown
Violets are pink
Flood is for flaming
Flaming is for love
Love is for armless children
Amen

---

[Marburg]

My elbow itches but I'm not sure why,
So if I were asked about it, I couldn't lie
It's just one of those things I'm sure,
It should be fine by tomorr--
Oh look! a bowl!
::wanders off::

---

[Grumblesaur]

Skype calls and system walls; we like doing stupid things
like bomber tag with massive lag or shooting trade lane rings.
Gunboats, Cougars, and PVP losers, we have a wonderful fleet.
So join the Gee Are Pee today and make your French skills 1337!

---

A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

[Madvillain]

Running on the snow walking under trees
dont have my jacket on
though it's minus 3
blablablabla (dragonstuff ,etc.) be!
i used to be like you but took an arrow to the knee

---

Baila Morena | Toilet Trouble | Elder Presidente[TBH] | The Titan Combat Manual | Confession

[Champ]

Bad poems, this thread is;
Or at least we are to think.
Some are pretty good.

---

[Grumblesaur]

You find my diction well-conceived, and rather amusing at that,
much like you find looping gifs of fuzzy, furry cats.
But the flaw in my postings here - the stanzas I submit -
is that every one of their subject matters are shi-

Uh, nevermind.

---

A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

[Reverend Del]

my cold dead soul is staring blankly at the world
O.K.
a single tear rolls silently down my cheek
a passer by sees, but does nothing
he turns away, leaving me alone with my desperate thought
it begins to rain
"Oh no" I thought
go into the corner shop to buy milk, awash with ambivalence.

---

Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.