To: Anyone who is capable of reading and bothers to check.

[sirlagsalot]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION
SOURCE: ████████
SUBJECT: I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way.

That's five days so far. And less than five offers. Which is... sligtly less than i expected to see.

Well, ladies and getntlemen... I guess i will just sit still for a while. Listening to Your pretty voices. Staring at all those pretty letters in Your messages. If nothing changes in a day or two, i will simply pick someone at random. I just hope that most of our dear customers are... not yet back to their best shape after holidays.

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[RicoValesquez]

1 credit for the lot!

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[VaaMerc]

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Sender: John Carver
Location: RV-Normandy
Subject: Dangerous Artifacts

I don't want to know what you had to do to get your hands on K'haran remains and artifacts. Honestly, I don't even care. If you knew what was good for you, you would jettison those into the nearest star. Nothing good has ever come from handling K'haran remains and technology.

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[Yaoquizque]

Good evening, stalker.

I was quite busy earlier and it made it hard to get this pleasant conversation going when I got you angry for uncovering your patent need for attention; especially those coming from the opposite gender.
Say, stalker-san. Do you suffer from the relationship - or lack of one thereof - with your mother? That would explain a lot of things.

But I didn't send this transmission to make you feel uncomfortable. Oh no..

As I said, I saw your transmission earlier. Color me amused.
Let's see where this goes. What do you want in exchange of those items. If I am to believe those are presents you wish to give me to honor my stunning beauty, when will they be delivered right at my front door?

Postscript : Please tell me about your mother.

S.J.

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[Junker Marauders]

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If noone is willing to pay more than 150 million credits for this nice pack of six large shards they will be sold in the following few days. Free delivery to an installation of the individuals choosing is included.

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