From: Scott MacFarlane, captain of the Bonny Lass.
Subject: These silly tossers
CC: Bretonian Police Authority, Rhineland Federal Politzi
' Wrote:who ran from the law and has a fine pending?
Mart Bellock
:raises hand: That would be ME sahs! To the authorities in question, clearly we of the Clydesdale Brigade are not of sound mind and should immediately be submitted for redactive psychological conditioning. Especially that insufferable ape, Mr. Bellock! I say, to urinate in a man's flight boots simply because his vessel is far more ship-shape than yours is a clear sign of your madness and lack of proper breeding sah! Rest assured that you will hear from my representation about this!
Better yet, you should be made awares that I possess a roll of duct tape in me kit and I know how to use it, AND I possess the will to do so, you inbred rabble-rouser!
As for you Mr. Petersen: Pay ye bloody fine you miserly codger!