A strange ship toches down on the landing pad out side the bar. The Cock pit door opens. A stange looking creature steps out. He walks slowly twords the bar. And is standing at the door, and takes off his helmit. The bar gose silent. As he walks in to the bar the bar tender saz in a stutaring voice. "hhhoooww may i hellllppp you?".
The creature gives the bartender a deadly look, and saz in a deep voice. "I would like a stif drink". The bar tender fills up a glass for the creature and places it on the tabel.
The creature takes the drink and gose and sits down in the far corner of the bar, and examins the sign on the wall 'Bar rules'.
No insulting
No smoking in the no smoking areas
No Fighting
Don't throw things/thrash on the floor there's bins here
After reading the rules very throly, he lights up a sigaret
Elder Alexander Cross Wrote:Darkness is a friend, an ally. Darkness allows us to understand others, to see what they value when they believe no one else is looking. It allows us to be honest with ourselves, to express those values that we would disavow in the light. The light blinds us. It is only in the dark that we see clearly, and there is a great dark hidden among these worlds
A Hijacked Kusari Battleship in orbit Malta requesting to Dock.......Sending Fighters to dock with planet, the 5 ships land and one by one people come out
'what do you want us to do boss?' 'Secure The Perimeter'
The Boss of the Hijacked Kusari Battleship (ME) walks into the bar......BARTENDER I WANT A ICE COLD FROTHY BEER!!!! and if you dont have it i Kill you ALL!!!!!
*looks at rules*
No insulting
No smoking in the no smoking areas
No Fighting
Don't throw things/thrash on the floor there's bins here
Stupid Rules......Walks to one of the Dark Corners and waits for his Beer.......pulls out a gun and starts polishing it.....it accidently shoots and misses everybody but hits the picture of the bar owner right in the forhead.
Lucky Shot......walks out of bar *into ship* Flys Off
My 'Unknown' Characters
Baldomero[TBH] - Titan
Baldomero.B[TBH] - Praetorian (Planned)
Baldomero.J[TBH] - Private Cruiser, Named the Hezamorph (Planned)
Baldomero.G[TBH] - Good Ole' Rusty. (Corsair Gunboat)
As the BS owner walked in 2 the bar. The Odd looking creature looked at him, but the BS owner Did not notes him. The Odd looking creature takes one last puff of his sig and puts it out on the table leaving a black mark, on the furniture. The Odd looking creature steard at the BS owner and watched him polish his gun *thinks 2 self* 'Snobby rich a$$ man'.
He keep ed staring at the gun and used his teacanitc powers 2 pull the trigger back. 'BANG' the gun went off. The BS owner Chuckled and said 'Lucky shot' and walked out of the bar.
*10 or 11 bears later*
The Odd looking creature gets up 2 go to the rest room. Every body stares at The Odd looking creature...
Elder Alexander Cross Wrote:Darkness is a friend, an ally. Darkness allows us to understand others, to see what they value when they believe no one else is looking. It allows us to be honest with ourselves, to express those values that we would disavow in the light. The light blinds us. It is only in the dark that we see clearly, and there is a great dark hidden among these worlds
STOP WITH WHAT EVER YOU $H!77Y F***s ARE DOING! a cartel boss shouted when he went into the bar
followed by heavily armed outcast cartel men.
cartel guy:Get out of here you frikin homosexual gay.
Bar owner: Jesus chr...what have you stupid sh!ts done to my bar?
and how the fukc did those freaks get in here, or even made it into Outcast territory!?
make them pay.
The cartel guys collected all the guns from the troublemakers and took all hessians
and those funny looking aliens to a place and tortured them , then flyed
them out of Outcast space and released them in space.
**ooc** WTF are you guys doing? Its a bar on planet Malta FFS the Outcast home planet.
Dab , Fable ,sean everyone you are not Outcasts ,you cant come here....
Im not sure if the phantoms can just walk into a 5 star bar on Malta
full of cartel guys/or the big cartel families.
+ its not possible to go into
a bar with guns except if you are an Outcast cartel guy etc.
If you are an enemy to the outcast dont post here
i made this bar for meetings and business not for you to smash it up
or spit on the floor , light a cigar(the cartel guys will whack you if you do things like this)
Be more polite ,respect the rules and dab dont post any uneccesary sh!t here
this mean all you others too.
I think i had more to say but i forgot...
Alex.
Liberty Rogues - Stockholm_FCS - Osiris - Liberty Rogue commander Pike Zoners - [MiD]Lajeust.bank - Osiris - MiD bank Xenos - {NG}Spacefrog - Eagle - lazy terrorist guy
Ok first off there has been no phantoms post here, theres been people with phantom characters post, but no phantoms have turned up.
Second, he's got a point dab, the brunschuh hate the outcasts too, so your character wouldn't have had any reason to turn up, let alone be able to get there.
Third, your comment alex06 about gays was totally unnecessary.
Fourth, you can't tell the 'freaking aliens' to get out until you know what that characters alignment is.
Fifth, your cartel group (who sound more like the MiD) would be wasted as soon as they started trying to give orders.
Sixth, you can't kill off anyone elses characters without their permission.
7th, you never posted anything about only the outcasts being allowed to carry weapons.
8th, teaboys character jose marie IS an outcast. Plus Hoodlums character is a lane hacker (who are allied to the outcasts).
9th, if you didn't want this to happen you should have said it was an invite only bar.
10th, why would the outcast dons gather in one place and make it stupidly easy for someone to de-cap the entire outcast leadership in one hit?
Only extremely moronic bad guys from utterly **** B movies are that stupid.
If you'd have explained the rules a bit more this might not have happened.
As it is this bar has been turned into and sounds more like a red-light district backroom slum bar then a 5 star entertainment paradise.
You need to seriously re-think this idea before doing anything more to it. As it is you could probably scrap the 5 star bit and the rules and just let people get on with it.
At the minute theres only one player with an outcast character who is a don, Angel.
So theres no need for an exclusive club/bar for the dons, is there?
00c* No I didnt kill them...sorry for not explaining so well, they where in thier ships
an outcast dreadnought carried them away :D with the pilots in em.
a bit wierd but it works :crazy:
EDIT : Can an admin please clean up the last 10 post
Liberty Rogues - Stockholm_FCS - Osiris - Liberty Rogue commander Pike Zoners - [MiD]Lajeust.bank - Osiris - MiD bank Xenos - {NG}Spacefrog - Eagle - lazy terrorist guy
OOC: I don't think the Bundschuh are hostile to the Outcasts. They are neutral to Corsairs, LWB, hell, even Hessiens. Though I'll go check it. But in response to Alex' post, just because someone isn't Outcast doesn't mean they won't be there. Corsairs and Bounty Hunters dock at Freeport (Zoner) bases all the time. So anyone neutral or allied to the Outcasts could dock there if they wanted.
OCC* im half way between nutral and good wid the outcasts. Dose that meean i can come back in to the story now???
Elder Alexander Cross Wrote:Darkness is a friend, an ally. Darkness allows us to understand others, to see what they value when they believe no one else is looking. It allows us to be honest with ourselves, to express those values that we would disavow in the light. The light blinds us. It is only in the dark that we see clearly, and there is a great dark hidden among these worlds