Brony ID:
Pilot carrying this ID is a brony, who:
Must ponify their speech, i.e saying 'everypony' instead of everyone,
Can only attack in self-defense (remember, love and tolerance),
Can trade,
Cannot be trolled.
Recruit ID
can answer to all questions: U RUS?
can use any equipment and QQ if cant get it
cannot be engage under Recruits will
can fly with Navy IFF and claim he is Corsair
cannot pirate anyone exept Battleships
Allowed ships: all he can get and even more if using cheats
True terrorist ID
can do anything, anywhere, anyhow
cannot use ships with more then 20 cargo space
Allowed ships: Starflier(without UAUs) and Venator (without equipment,guns,cargo and ID)
QQ'er ID
can QQ when he died
can QQ when he pirated
can QQ when he sanctionied
can QQ when he bla-bla-bla
can QQ when other players laughing about previous rule
can QQ when he attacked by Coalition/Nomads/Wild/etc NPCs
cannot QQ when he claimed QQ'er but can insult anyone instead
Allowed ships: go QQ no ships allowed exept CVS *trollface*
can fly away from system plane
can pirate
can fulfill bounty contracts
can engage without RP
can threat players with sanction
can do all he wants btw...
CANNOT!!! follow rules, sense and honor
Allowed ships: all cap ships cause they are strong
must RP
must follow rules
must know all factions Lore and statuses
must guide new players
can be sanctionited without no reason by Administators
cannot report about Bad Player ID'ed ships
cannot be non-english born
can leave Disco becase of ID rules, but should post long excuse about ''RL issues''
cannot complain about ID rules
can register on forums but cannot post more then 1 time a day
cannot play Freelancer Discovery 4.86
can post on forums
Allowed ships: none
NOTE: this ID is not existing because player cant have it and dont break rule of ID at the same time. But we want have fun too ya know...
*your Devs
' Wrote:Brony ID:
Pilot carrying this ID is a brony, who:
Must ponify their speech, i.e saying 'everypony' instead of everyone,
Can only attack in self-defense (remember, love and tolerance),
Can trade,
Cannot be trolled.
Allowed ships: Fighters, Bombers, Transports, Freighters, Gunboats, Pegasi, Pinkie Pie's Hot Air Balloon
FTFY
Also, on another note;
Landwirtrechtbewegungagungagunganugungagun ID
The pilot carrying this ID is the member of an obscure Rheinland faction who:
- May pirate credits or cargo.
- May irate traders and police.
- May rate Synthpaste flavors (Maximum rating of -5/10 allowed.)
- May ate any home grown, true Rheinlandic foods, not that Libertonian crap.
- May at... Oh screw it, that joke got old two lines ago.
- May engagabung all Synthfood they see.
- May only cyber with Unioner ID pilots.
- May engage anyone who cannot correctly spell their faction name.
- Cannot sell out their allies to Rheinland lawfuls in exchange for farming equiptment, because, you know, bros before hoes.
- May smuggle Food Rations, Luxury Food, and That Really Good Beer They Make On Darmstadt That Makes You Pass Out For Three Days.
- May insist that they are not, in fact, just 'the Hessains gay cousins.'
- May explore Sirius in search of Space Wheat.
- Cannot be recognized, understood, or even known about by persons who are not a part of their faction.
Agenzia dei Corsari per Inteligenzia e Operazoni ID:
Pilot carrying this ID is an Agent of the Empire and the Hand of the Elders, who:
Knows your secrets.
Is listening in on you right now.
Knows who you're planning to hire.
Will not let you buy a gorram Freeport you bloody sods (too late already been done boohoo)
Will most definitely sell you out to the highest bidder ( Corsair agencies are not known for their large budgets).
Will meticulously follow a realistic series of steps to worm his way into your confidence and your inner circle, even though none of them are necessary because imaginary space pilots have notoriously bad background checks.
Is allowed to create any number of spy networks and alts in order to hide his identity, even though he also lays it out for anyone with the brains to disco search a name.
Will never be recognized as a spy or assassin no matter how completely and on purposely inept he is. Seriously. Don't even bother being covert, no one will bother you or pay any attention whatsoever.
Is probably lying to you right now.
Knows all about what you did last summer (LOOKING AT YOU BDM YEAH YOU)
Allowed ships: The Mystical Magical Roleplay Machine (and fighters)
This ID is only allowed for members of the conspiracy that controls events in Disco.
gone four years, first day back: Zoners still getting shot in Theta :|