Hey boys and girls.
just reporting my usual day in our loved Liberty. I found a bunch of new Rogues having fun with the poor people in Liberty which got mad when I destroyed their ships.
Unfortunately after destroying the Rogues, the Liberty Navy decided to attack me, I managed to get two, but the third pilot was able to destroy my eagle. Hopefully the ducktape squad is able to get the pieces of it and repair it.
ID: Leon Hensley
Subject: Rough day with Family
Location: Ouray Base
Priority:Normal Destination: >Xeno Alliance
Bottles,
Best day I could ever experience. This morning I woke up from my room, like any other man. Took a nice ride outside of the base in mah' rugged Eagle, just to see a bunch of allied Xenos preparing for an assault. I just joined them out of pure curiosity. But man...hohoooo! As we reached New York, we immediately encountered dirty navies, I think three or four of them, couldn't see from all the cracking navy ships HAH! They were taken out one by one. By the middle of the fight,
some Bounty Hunter wanted to join up. Of course, he joined without our consent...so we made him sleep in space, the bastard had some nice stuff aboard. I took out one of their fighters, yet the other one in my tail ate HIS OWN MINE! Haven't laughed so hard in a good while. As most of the parties were either killed or left...mainly our Xeno lads left of boredom since...well..we wiped out the opposing navies. By the end of the battle, a fatty Freelancer donated a sizeable sum of 1,000,000 coins to our cause. Gonna' do a trip for some whiskey.
After all these fights went over, I took a nice trip to Colorado, Ouray. Did some repairs here and there...duct tape and so on. After I reached the Jump Gate, I gave myself some relaxing time only to see foreigners and transports popping up like bubbles in a bathtub filled with soap. Had to shear some of these transports of course. I left one pass, a GMGer that delivered his mother some...ahem...helium as she was sick. Still, don't understand how that's possible.
He donated however a nice sum of 3,000,000 coins to our cause.
Lastly, there was this shiny-arse Pingu Liner or Renzu. Not good at Kusarian language. Markus Davos showed up in his Eagle too. By the end of the encounter, the Liner gave us some shiny jelly tech. Two thousand crates or something.
Markus came on Black Viper to take the crates.
By the end of my patrol, I accounted myself with time to visit the Hellfire Legion, and took some whiskey with me on the way back. When I reached new York on my way to Ouray, I got greeted by two god damn carriers trying to shoot me. It was laughable, even the Forlorn guy laughed in a slight way.
That's all folks!
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[04.03.2018 12:22:24] Death: [LN]-Jack.Edison suffered a self-administered loadout error (Mine). -Hungry Navy
[04.03.2018 12:24:04] Death: [LN]-Daniel.Redding was put out of action by XA-Leon.Hensley (Collision). -A wild Xeno slapping a Navy
[04.03.2018 12:30:51] You have received 1.000.000 credits from THP|"Legal".Commerce -Fatty Freelancer donating
[04.03.2018 14:01:26] Death: Frank_Quest was put out of action by XA-Leon.Hensley (Gun). -Annoying Firecraking Foreigner
[04.03.2018 13:59:31] Death: HaNSoU was put out of action by XA-Leon.Hensley (Gun). -Rheinland Kraut dying
[04.03.2018 15:02:47] Death: Tapimastii was put out of action by XA-Leon.Hensley (Gun). -Republican Ugly Stork dying in his own Pride
[04.03.2018 14:09:23] You have received 3.000.000 credits from KANE. -Smart GMG donating to us
ID: Leon Hensley
Subject: Rough day with Family
Location: Ouray Base
Priority:Normal Destination: >Xeno Alliance
Dear Xenos,
Oh, scram the policies! Today's raid was a success! the Born.To wing assisted in a complete massacre. A total of 3 kinds of transports, 3 fighters, 1 gunboat and a Liberty Battlecruiser. Born.To wing has taken care of the heavy artillery, meanwhile, I assisted them by taking down the fighters, and distracting the artillery while they knocked at their door with our mighty badass cannons! We made these idiot Navy piss their pants!
Here are some pictures from the guncam and context:
First victim of mine was sum' Liberty Security Force guy. He really did try to make us leave. But...he failed the duel.
Now...this is a funny one. A Freelancer dared to approach the murder site where Born.to wing was mauling a Battlecrusier. Haven't thought he'd attack. But hey, life is full of surprises.
Lastly...ohoho...this little brat ran away from me last time.He tried to run again, leaving his poor fellas alone. Such humans are not allowed to live or deserve suffer. He'll have to get a new ship, and a new arm I think.
ID: Leon Hensley
Subject: Rough day with Family
Location: Ouray Base
Priority:Normal Destination: >Xeno Alliance
Hey ho!
Today, I and Lancehead went on a nice trip towards Bering, just to check on things. The trip there was peaceful and all...only the trip, however. In Bering, I almost crashed into a damn Liberty Battlecruiser as I exited the Gate. He claimed that he was working as a Separatist. Too bad, however. We asked him couple questions. He seemed a bit dumb by allying with krauts. A little Upholder has shown up too. Big mistake. We requested the separatists to cease the alliance with Unioners, but since they denied...we had to learn them a lesson. The little bomber was blown up to pieces.
Furthermore, on the way to Ouray, we had the nice surprise to meet this..."Karma" officer. At first, I was tempted to erase her, however, as Lance arrived...well. I realized something strange. This officer was rather decent, not entirely affected by Liberty's corruption. In the end, we began a duel, cute one actually. By the end of the fight, a Bounty Hunter I knew from Kepler, aswell as the famous Jack Edison showed up and engaged me. "Karma" was drifting in space, so I decided to let her alone while fleeing with Lance. Sadly, he did not make it with his ship, but I did after I killed the Hunter. Lance has been delivered first to Pittsburgh and then Vespucci System picked up by Hellfire Legion escort.
For the officer, I'd advise caution. She seems slightly scrambled.
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[16.03.2018 21:19:29] Death: Wayne.Peyton was put out of action by XA-Rattlesnake (Gun).
[16.03.2018 21:19:33] /time
[16.03.2018 21:19:33] 2018-03-16 21:19:39 SMT
[16.03.2018 20:31:37] Death: SSRT|-Lighter was put out of action by XA-Rattlesnake (Gun).
ID: Leon Hensley
Subject: Rough day with Family
Location: Ouray Base
Priority:Normal Destination: >Xeno Alliance
Bang bang,
Normal morning, I can tell. Took a walk outside Ouray as usual Not a lot of stuff in Colorado though. I decided to check on those Harmony Kraut Huggers in Bering, hopefully, they accepted our terms. In New York, I was intercepted by some Freelancer that kept babbling about him leaving the Legion and serving Liberty without a choice. He kept following me until Texas, where some navy fat donuts came and stopped me from reaching Bering. But hey, I had a lot of luck. Two separatist Bombers showed up in front of me. I asked them about the "deal". What was their answer? Literal attempt to run away. I took it as a no and began a shootout on both. They'd rather be dead in a coffin now. Just as I took 'em out, the freelancer got paid to kill me...bad choice, honestly. He began shooting at my arse until a Bounty Hunter gunboat showed up with missiles targetting me. I was surprised, the freelancer had a bit of honor and disengaged. I managed to flee with the help of "Born.To.Corn" as I was badly damaged. I owe that Xeno a bottle of whiskey.
As I reached Pittsburgh and repaired my ship, I was intercepted yet AGAIN by the same 'lancer. He won't just give up.
The 'lancer continued his dreams about Xenos believing in a peaceful way of solving our ideals, which I got tired of. In the end I gave him two options: either leave the area imediately, or get plugged by my guns. Sadly, he picked the second variant, and I kept my promise. His weirdo foreigner ship is now lying broken in space, dunn' where the pod is though.
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[17.03.2018 11:42:33] Death: Forlorn|-Aidan.Reeves was put out of action by XA-Rattlesnake (Mine).
[17.03.2018 10:54:28] Death: Yann.Blackwings was put out of action by XA-Rattlesnake (Gun).
[17.03.2018 10:52:43] Death: H|-Pink.Thunder was put out of action by XA-Rattlesnake (Gun).
To: <"Xeno Alliance Communications">
""<Noncompliant Grease-monkey>""
My targets are pretty clear, found one of the secondary nuisances, in the form of the Junkers.. carrying cargo of the illicit variety. Naturally, I halted him and tried to coerce him into dropping it, in return for not forwarding all these neat pictures to the Libertonian forces. He declined and then told me to learn how to dance. I might not dance.. but I do bite. Violent justice is fun, I won't lie. Maybe I'll stick around a while.
To: <"Xeno Alliance Communications">
""<Noncompliant Grease-monkey>""
There's no better way to start a day but with a nice hot shower in the morning, followed by a cup of coffee to compliment the increased temperature of my warm wet body right after i come out of the bathroom. Yes indeed, i like not to wipe off with a towel but instead to relax naked in my room - before i have dress to that bloody closely pilot suit. Unfortunately, the enjoyment did not last long, since i just received word there was our wingmen engaging UN in the Bering system. I immediatly departured to the aid.
The cruiser was not so easily dealt with, but eventually - it was. On our way back, a lone bretonian fighter class pilot was not complying to our instructions to cut the engines for further inspection. Unfortunately, he had close encouters of the fourth kind with our Supernova antimatter cannon due to the lack of reasoning with him.*chuckles*
To: <"Xeno Alliance Communications">
""<Venom and scrap-metal>""
Phew, it's been a while, hasn't it? Have to say, I enjoyed my little 'vacation', but I think I enjoy being around and putting down targets more. Thought I'd archive all the stuff we put down today in chronological order for.. you know, record-keeping purposes.
First off was some Junker running "xeno" relics, get it? Xeno.. never-mind, just be aware of the fact his health insurance might not cover this.
We met a rogue after getting a swell pizza delivery from some cute delivery girl, I tipped generously for the prompt response, practically burned my tongue on the crust, must have just taken it off the pan.. I digress, we met a rogue who seemed alright at first, but sadly he wouldn't listen.
We got into a fight with two Agents and some Naval pilot, one of the Agents came in the form of a nova-bomber, hell that fight nearly went south half-a-dozen god-damn times. I'm thankful we took all of them down, even if it came at the expense of all fighters except mine. I'm not paying for them though, let's be clear there. I also don't seem to have pictures of that Naval fighter which went down, I assume someone else involved got them though, but I'm not going to go sifting through wreckage to find you a picture of another damn wreckage.
In conclusion.. I'm pretty spent, I think I'm going to go lay down for the next six hours and pretend the sector doesn't exist.