Discovery Chuck Norris facts

[Ponge]

Admins tried to ban Chuck Norris once. It resulted in a server wipe.

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[pillow]

The Coalition did not destroy the French people in Sol, Chuck Norris just Judo-kicked them to Sirius.

[Big_B]

Chuck Norris launched a Nova Torpedo and destroyed 50 Turtles, then it hit the wrecks.

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[Praetor]

Chuck Norris fired a sidewinder missile and killed 6 ships,then the missile exploded.
Chuck Norris dropped a mine and killed 6 ships,then the mine exploded.

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User was banned for: Compromised account
Time left: (Permanent)

[Big_B]

Ion-storms are caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin

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