Synth Foods slogan contest

[sovereign]

Sovereign, that "Who needs farmers" is a direct ripoff of mine.. Check last page.

Synth Foods: When eating "healthy" just isn't enough.

Synth Foods: Your Pet Will Kill For a Taste of Our Paste!

Synth Foods: Have your paste and eat it, too.

Wow, totally didn't see that. Sorry!

Will edit with more funnies.

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[Boss]

No problems. Nobody really likes reading five pages of *cough*spam*cough*.

Synth Foods: Food need not be healthy!

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.

[Bass_masta992]

Synth foods- We strive to feed.

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[Sand_Spider]

here's a back-to-school themed one:
"Synth Foods-Send them back with a snack in their pack!"

"Synth Foods- Providing cheap alternative food stuffs for the colonies"

"Synth Foods- Why go green when you can go white?"

EDIT:
"Got paste?"

"Synth Foods- Have hunger, will feed."

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[sovereign]

Synth Foods: No animals were harmed in the making of this meal.

Synth Foods: A negligible amount of animals were harmed in the making of this meal.

Synth Foods: Making bad things happen to good people.

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[looqas]

For the marketing department:

Synth Foods - Makes Life Taste Better!

Synth Foods - Diverse Paste Flavors For Every Taste

Synth Foods - What's cookin'?

Synth Foods - On a Culinary Cruise Among the Stars (since ASxxx)

Synth Foods - Explore the Sirius Cuisine

Synth Foods - The Famous Paste Is A Whole Food Group In Itself!

Synth Foods - Food For the Thought

Synth Foods - Paste-makers Extraordinaire!



For the smear campaign:

Synth Foods - Hook up with Paste (contains small amounts of Cardi).

Synth Foods - Looks the same going in and coming out.

Synth Foods - Added Preservatives Prevent Decomposition!

Synth Foods - We Reap What We Have Not Sown.

Synth Foods - Scything Down The Opposition Since ASxxx!

Synth Foods - Failed Crops of People Since ASxxx.

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Flying under radar.

[The Pirate]

Synth Foods - Have a Taste or Youll be paste.

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[Archon]

Synth Foods: Bio-Manipulated slop never tasted so good!

"If you close your eyes, it almost reminds me of Tastee-Wheat..."

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[Bass_masta992]

synth foods: if it doesn't melt through metal, its edible.

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[David Grau]

Incoming Transmission..

Ship: CLASSIFIED
Captain : David Brennt

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The best slogan would be about what your company truly does...

"Synth Foods, Destroying Rheinland's farmland one day at a time."

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