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To: Inspector Hidamari. From: Andrew Peterson. RE: Mart Bellock.
I find it grossly unfair that I have been charged as such, while Mart Bellock flagrantly flaunts the same law I have supposedly infringed. While I may have mildly insulted Mr Bellock, I did so under intense and systematic provocation from the BES Fenning, up to but not including: enduring verbal tirades of abuse, taking fire from his ship 'by accident' and suffering damage to my paintwork from his errant salvoes.
If this were not deliberate endangerment of life, it was at the very least insanely reckless and posing a notable threat to the peace and security of the nearby area!
Furthermore, if you look to the 'evidence' I have only just gained access to, you will see Mr Bellock committing the very same offence I stand accused of! Slander! Libel against my good name! And it is a good name... The thee syllables have an artistic resonance! A few other choice provocations, threats and utterly despicable slurs upon my name include the following:
[20.06.2011 00:47:35] Bowex)Fenning: but that Zoner had it coming... [20.06.2011 00:50:04] Bowex)Fenning: id slap you if we were in the same ship [20.06.2011 00:51:27] Bowex)Fenning: you can suck my muzzle Peterson!
[20.06.2011 00:51:47] Bowex)Fenning: *makes rude hand gesture*
[20.06.2011 00:57:02] Bowex)Fenning: thats just as unjust as not throwing Peterson in jail [20.06.2011 01:06:52] Bowex)Fenning: Ill leave YOU with a deep kick in the arse!
If it were not too bold of me to say so, I would suggest a fine of no less than $500,000,000. This scoundrel has proven time and time again he is not fit for coexistence in decent, human society, as exemplified by the numerous above accounts. I would beg that the BPA takes corrective action against the raggamuffin.
Also, the fine's sum is too small for me to transfer electronically.
~Peterson.
You insulted me, assaulted me, belittled me and put gum on my doorlocks. And now you play the victim? After running from the law like some kind of buccaneer? You sah, are a vile criminal and should be shot on sight. I already did that yesterday, were it not for a very unfortunate misfire of my weapon systems.
The 'proof' you present here are obviously all lies and fake. I never said such things. I tried to reason with you, but you resorted to petty insults and questioning my parentage. You lost your marbles sah, and now you have to pay for it!
I paid my fine yesterday. So youhave no ground to try and get me fined for 500 bloody million! You outlaw! you tax evader! you fine-runner!
I just want to say to the BPA: I'm glad you'll give this ruffian what he deserves!
To: Inspector Hidamari. From: Scott MacFarlane RE: Mr. Petersen's fine.
ahem... right then. Inspector Hidamari-san: just a reminder, from a concerned Bretonian citizen who wishes for nothing more than our space lanes to be safe and peaceful, that Mr. Petersen still has not paid his fine.
That's all. Just thought I'd remind you. No ulterior motives whatsoever.. ahem.. right then.