BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment

[Dashiell]

:: Incoming transmission ::

comm ID: Raya 'Crash' Remnant

message begins:

Nice....

Even poofed an Order. You'll do just fine.

Welcome, Plop.

Raya

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[Artemiev]

---Incoming Transmission---
--CommID: Argus Solotov
-Ship Details: AP-14458 "Sea Serpent" nicknamed "Bokaboom"

Howdy whaaa!
Decided to join my fellow lunatic hunter-bunters, scrapped together this pile of spacesnakes, and went to Minor.
Howdy!

After introducing myself, I started spinning around the b*tch!
Lap 1
Lap 2
Lap 3
Lap 4... Started to feel strange...
Lap 5... I threw up in my helmet, and almost impacted into Toledo...
... But sadly, I managed to espace Death once more!

I was thinking about ramming that old rusty cr*p, with the 500 megaton worth nuclear mines onboard, it would do some kaboom, but in the end, I just flew out like all brave englishmen would do!

Keep up the booming!
Argus Solotov

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[Dashiell]

:: Incoming transmission ::

comm ID: Raya 'Crash' Remnant

message begins:

Well done.

I like the throwing up part. Welcome, Bokaboom.

Raya

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[Scumbag]

---Incoming Transmission---
--CommID: Moshu--
--Callsign: BHG|22nd-Badaboom--
--Ship Details: Sea Serpent

Since the Isis was "decommissioned" i was instructed to charge a new target: The Quietly Confident destroyer near the Cassini to Gallileo jump hole.

Target found
Commencing attack
Whoaaa
First
Second
Third
Fourth
Fifth
Sixth
See ya


Signed,

Moshu

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[Dashiell]

:: Incoming transmission ::

comm ID: Raya 'Crash' Remnant

message begins:

Hehehe. Nice going. I see our new initiation victim puts up a fight. Good.

Nice flying. Welcome onboard, Badaboom

Raya

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[Dashiell]

:: Incoming transmission ::

comm ID: Raya 'Crash' Remnant

message begins:

Id also like to welcome back one of our old MIA guys, Bang.

Ice cream vending machine is in the back.

Raya

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[ArmsAndLegs Guy]

::incoming transmission::

Comm ID : BHG|22nd-Bang

Message begins:

Vanilla icecream. With cherry. And choclate sprinkles. For Bang ?
Bang like Icecream. Bang look for more Icecream in Liberty. Navy man not have icecream. Junky man not have icecream. Who have icecream in liberty for Bang ?

Bang out.

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Here to serve® You!!!

[Dashiell]

:: Incoming transmission ::

comm ID: Raya 'Crash' Remnant

message begins:

Right,

Seeing as a lot of pour pilots have been either arrested, killed, arrested and then killed or killed and then arrested we need new blood. Now, I've been talking to jack and he gave me a new bunch of Serpents to distribute.

So, contact me to get the keys to the ultimate death trap. go out in style!

Raya

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[kikatsu]

COMM ID: Toledo Diaz
TARGET ID: 22nd Crazies
SUBJECT: Getting a flying fish

Hey there.

So what does a guy have to do these days to get their hands on one of your flying tinfoil armored death traps? Fly in a circle around something, you serious? Fly around something that shoots you? I get paid for that. Whatever, sign me up, I will see if I can find one of these things with a working engine in the meantime. Unless you broke them all and I am going to have to get on the comm with AP Manufacturing and have them send down more. Jeez you guys break a lot of stuff.



-Diaz.

[Scumbag]

---Incoming Transmission---
TO: 22nd Sea Serpent Wing
FROM:Moshu
ORGIN: Deshima Station; Shikoku.

Good question Diaz, it's time for a new target. I think the Battleship Oubli crew needs to know who we are. Go to Leeds, circle the ship 3 times in a Sea Serpent without kicking the bucket and fly back to a BHG base with the ships recording. After that we will assign you a name fitting for the 22nd Wing.

Signed,
Moshu

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