' Wrote:1 Axe of Whiterun to DRV's neck for being an annoyance.
Do note this will also trap your soul in The Black Star. Combined with my level 90 enchantment skill and ability to put a 2nd enchantment on all items, I thus use your soul to re-enchant the Axe of Whiterun and while doing so, rename it to the Axe of Dab.
Therefor, you've been beheaded by Dab.