The people VS A.D.M.I.N.S

[Anomander]

*some red-head walks into a room*
Does anyone mentioned Spanish Inquisition?
*he stops in front of judge and lawyers*
Here am I... Inquisitor Matt "Spanish Inquisition" Morgan...
Holy Paladin, humble servant of gods of Sirius, Hunter of Evil, Inquisitor,
Capitan of 'Spanish_Inquisition'.
*he salutes*
Since I introduced, shall I ask...
Jacob - are You, and Your client are sane?!

Instead of being grateful... I repeat GRATEFULL for that You live,
You have the gall to demand anything.. ANYTHING!
from a Gods...
*he pause*
A.D.M.I.N.S. are like gods...
with his powers could destroy us all...
They could transfer a whole ship to any system they want....
They could jump without a jump holes...
They could kill without eye contact...
*he takes his breath*
so, How dare You.. You... miserable worm!
*he grabs a gun*
Let me ask You something... why I should not crush You, right now?!
*point a gun on head of lawyer Jacob*
Why I should not eliminate a Greedy-bug... like yourself and your client...
*he put a gun down and start to laugh*
*he turn a little and speak to security officers* stay there, where You are...
*again to Jacob*
I believe You should rethink Your life... Your priorities,
You ALL... *he make a circle by his hand* should do the same...
as Judicator I will give You all an chance to confess Your sins... and improve Yourself...
*point a forefinger on lawyer Jacob*
CONFESS!!! AND REVEAL REPENTANCE!!
and stop this madness....
or...
Die... and perish in the abyss of hell...
*dead silecne*
You have choice...
*he salutes and slowly walks away, do not stopped by anybody*

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[Doc Holliday]

A man in flowing robes sits, listening to the preposterous case being presented. For the time, he says little, finding the right time to make his move. He then stands and addresses the judge.

"You're honor," he speaks in his old world slight southern twang, "this......prosecutor.....speaks of a wrongly jailed Osiris but says nothing else of it. He claims evidence is withheld. Well, it seems he withholds it himself. Perhaps he should back up the standard of which he is here to represent and give more information on the matter? I mean, how are we to proceed with just "an Osiris and an ID?" I mean, every Osiris has an ID, correct, or should."

He then takes his seat, awaiting an answer.

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[The Mole Miner]

*The man stands up, supprised at the other man who just stood up*

Your Honer, the name of the ship was the ZNS-Exploration, it was docked at FP 9 it had a Freelancer ID what more is to be said because as I said befoe the ship was inactive and docked thus I beilve renders the ID inactive as well.

So pray do tell what other information has been withheld?

And you Mr. Matt Morgan I will pretend you did not just do that and not put obscenely large bounties on you just yet and further more you ask what keeps them from just making me go 'POOF' well the A.D.M.I.Ns must fallow their mission statment as we follow our laws lest they be called into question by all of sirius were they to diviate from said mission statment.

*the man once again takes his seat and repositions it turning it slightly more in the direction of the A.D.M.I.N*

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[HuggieSunrise]

* a clown suddenly jumps up from the gallery making honk noises as his shoes clip and clop on the floor and inhales deeply*

I AM A CLOWN... AND MY NIPPLES ARE ERECT...

THAT IS ALL...

*he then sexrobot dances out of the gallery and out of the room as being a witness to these proceedings might leave a mark on his sanity...*

[Orca.Freelancer]

By Goldroast at 2012-01-20

[The Mole Miner]

>>>>>RETRANSMITTING<<<<<

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[The Mole Miner]

*the man stands up and looks around the room*

Well, your Honor if the defence has no more to add then the defence would request to procede to closing arguments, jury instruction, and verdict at this time.

*the man sits back down*

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[The Mole Miner]

*the man sits up and turns to first the jury and then the defence*

Well, it appears that our judge has not returned from his break and so now if there is no further argument i suggest that we begin looking for a new judge.

*the man once again seats himself*

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[DarthBindo]

THE HONOURABLE
JUDGE ALBERIC FARTHING SHORTLONGS

Terribly sorry bout that, had a bit of a tiff with the lady, spent a day in the hospital.
i've still got cheese burned to my backside, that horrible wretched woman.
Anyhow, where were we?
Oh right, nomad equipment.
Anyhow, err, jury?
This is a lawsuit, son.
Anyhow, the defendant's motion to dismiss, err, well, at least his suggestion to dismiss is hearby APPROVED on the grounds of total and utter non-interfacing of nomad and Sirian equipment.
Also, his counter-claim is also APPROVED, even though he didn't file one.
I hearby sentence the plaintiff to DEATH by the electric chair!
MWHAHA-

Colonel for the Ministry of Silliness Adrian Ginnormicous Buttington

Now you just wait a minute there! This nonsense cannot continue.
The whole premise is completely serious and it's very badly written. You're the spitting image of one of the greatest comedians of all time and you haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping this right here till you can come up with an approprately silly punishment. This fine gent only tried using Nomad equipment on a Roc, not like he knocked over a bank!
There was that bit about the Inquisition.
Hardly a chuckle. Barely a whimper of laughter.
Well fine then, I'll just sentence him to DEATH BY GIANGANTIC EEL MWHAHA-
Why's he need to die? What's the point, man?
FINE THEN, I DO HEARBY sentence the plaintiff to be transformed into the most horrible thing I can imagine.
I will henceforth show a picture of it, having previously blurred out all the offensive bits.

That's not even silly, just offensive.
That's rather the point.
WILL YOU GET ON WITH IT ALREADY
Fine then, but you wanted silly. LIFE IMPRISONMENT WITH A PICKLED FROG.
No no no, not at all silly enough. Try absurdity, a little complete and utter nonsense.
Cast in a M. Night Shamaylan movie?
That would count as torture, i'm rather afraid. Can't have that.
Married to a Kardashian!
Also torture. And that particular vein of humor has been done to death already.
Chased by partially clothed women on rollerskates through an abandoned factory off a cliff into his grave!
NOW YOU'RE JUST PLAGARIZING.
OUT! I AM THE JUDGE IN THIS COURTROOM, AND I'LL NOT HAVE A MALINGERING MALEVOLENT MALODEROUS MALFIESIANCE IN HERE.

eye don't even know what that means.

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gone four years, first day back: Zoners still getting shot in Theta :|

[DarthBindo]

THE HONOURABLE
JUDGE ALBERIC FARTHING SHORTLONGS

Having finally regained control over this courtroom, in all seriousness,

THIS LAWSUIT IS HEARBY DISMISSED WITH PREJUDICE.

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gone four years, first day back: Zoners still getting shot in Theta :|