Bad poetry corner

[Marburg]

This is a tale of love and loss,
I was attracted to this girl,
wanted to do her like a boss,
then finally, after so many years,
she called me over, offered me a few beers.
Things were getting hot, and I really mean this,
She began to undress...and showed me her penis.:crazy:

Reading this slice of life fills me with dread,
forcing me to wonder when one did discover,
the chick had deux head.
that's a rude awakening for one looking for a lover
(to be sure)
but nonetheless I think you just won the thread,
by noticing the monster hiding in the fur

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[Jihadjoe]

Marburg, that is the worse last line of any poem, ever.

Congratulations.

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[Widow]

Thank you Sir JihadJoe.
The perfect excuse to take a break from study. :yahoo:


There once was a girl named Mary,
She made a nice home on Eire.
She dropped a brick on her thumb,
And felt really dumb.
And then married a man who was hairy.

Their honeymoon was in February,
After that their life got a bit dreary.
When she thought she was done,
She had a baby Son
And now he's off to Elementary.

The boy wasn't very literary,
and decided to inter-marry.
His Mum got a shock,
When she took him to the doc.
And he told her to go to Hungary.

So she made up a small itinerary
And planned to go somewhere interplanetary
So she rang up someone,
to get the job done.
And cried when she thought it wasn't necessary.

Now, this little girl named Mary,
Grew up to be a missionary.
She went for a trip,
and got shot to bits.
and now no longer lives on Erie.


I need to stop before this gets any longer...

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[Silver]

Oh hells.

Joe is gonna kill me for this, but what the heck.

<3

Here I sit, bored to tears.

Fluid dripping from my pecker sparking fears.

She said she was clean... But also at least sixteen...

I wonder if I should call a doctor if it starts to turn green.

-Lazuli (the rapist)

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[Jihadjoe]

For Pilgrim

He's writing an epic.
Beowulf perhaps.
To fit with the topic,
it'll have to be bad.
AND MAYBE LIKE THIS LINE, IN FULL-CAPS.

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[Miaou]

Enters the thread and see these posts
Oh how these people are trying to make the most
But I don't care for this is a copy and a miss
Of the Reaver wall, so let me take my piss.

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Characters & Stories

[Bootsiuv]

Reading this slice of life fills me with dread,
forcing me to wonder when one did discover,
the chick had deux head.
that's a rude awakening for one looking for a lover
(to be sure)
but nonetheless I think you just won the thread,
by noticing the monster hiding in the fur

My dear burg, I'm sorry my story has you feeling sorely,
perhaps my words were presented poorly,
regardless, once you get to know me I think you'll find,
that I'm a swell guy with an open mind,
thus, I might have stayed and waited to see,
but I can't have a girlfriend....
who's bigger than me.

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[jammi]

but nonetheless I think you just won the thread,
by noticing the monster hiding in the fur

:lol:

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[Marburg]

My dear burg, I'm sorry my story has you feeling sorely,
perhaps my words were presented poorly,
regardless, once you get to know me I think you'll find,
that I'm a swell guy with an open mind,
thus, I might have stayed and waited to see,
but I can't have a girlfriend....
who's bigger than me.

:lol:
On the contrary your words were amusing
While illustrating the story of your choosing
The Tale of girl with leg of third was scary, true
But I don't feel sorely & neither should you.

If anything it's an important lesson for all to learn
Important enough at least, not to spurn
When finding a woman one wants to grapple
they should avoid the ones with an adams apple

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[Rodent]

I am really bad at this.


Here's one for the LN.


I stand here, in the Liberty Navy chat
A certain joe's unlovely seat of power
I shake my head and don my hat
for I have interrupted Cahoone's golden shower
and so it happened, a tit for tat
I was clubbed to nonsensicality by a zoner

...I told you I was really bad at this.