TAZ Message Dump

[Chris DeGarmo]

Comm ID: Chris DeGarmo

I've been here at Freeport 1 for some time dong music shows as I have held our presence here. I'm disappointed the Doc left as his last set of orders to me were to "keep a watch on things out there."

Not sure where I'd best serve but let me know.

-Chris

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[Gypsie Skripto]

From: Gypsie Skripto, Editor in Chief of the No Buns No Cabbages Reports, Temporary Autonomous Zoner
To: TAZ
Encryption: Verwirrung

Kallisti Popes and Popesses!

I write to you because today I've been witness in Liberty's underbelly of atrocities that I can only compare to those excecuted by GRN in the Taus. I made a quick trip from my post at Freeport 2 to Puerto Rico to visit the Drunken Junker when I noticed ther was a big fuzz and a lot of combat ships where swarming space commonly populated by rusty trains and frigates. They were all spreading, searching, while screaming "Nomads in Puerto Rico!".

I quickly turned my ship's cloaking device on and did my best to save Junker pilots who were stranded in space after these entities blew their hulls in a matter of seconds. I rescued 14 Junker pilots. 11 of them made it to the station alive, one of them was confirmed dead minutes after being admitted in the ER, but the remaining ten are out of peril apparently. I fear some other kind of damage may be permanent... the horror.

I wish Doc was still among us to tell us why these creatures have such unpredictable moods. Pope DeGarmo, if you see him around, tell him to put his Liberty Med Force squad on alert.

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Gypsie Skripto, Editor in Chief of the No Buns No Cabbages Reports, Temporary Autonomous Zoner

Evidence #1
Evidence #2

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[Gypsie Skripto]

From: Gypsie Skripto, Editor in Chief of the No Buns No Cabbages Reports, Temporary Autonomous Zoner
To: TAZ
Encryption: Verwirrung

Kallisti Popes and Popesses!

This quick and brief report is to inform of a secret meeting that has taken place in South Baffin betwen the Gallic Royal Navy and the Bureau of Naval Intelligence of Rheinland. This is very alarming gents. Just picture the image of Rheinland also aligning with Gallia... This could end up being a full scale war involving all houses... And Baffin quite in the middle of all!

I found them all near the Hodge and the Podge, Gallics even brought capital ships. A lonely scout tried to prevent me from spotting and later proceded to take my Kaichou down as I took some photographs.

I will contact the people who need to see this. Hail Eris! Hail DIscordia!

I attach the evidence:

#1 #2 #3 #4

23's

Gypsie Skripto, Editor in Chief of the No Buns No Cabbages Reports, Temporary Autonomous Zoner

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[Chris DeGarmo]

Comm ID: Chris DeGarmo

Kallisti, Gang,

After being at Freeport 1 for over a year, I have returned home to the temple with the Moonstone. On my return, I brought some luxury food with me.
So I'm home. Someone want to get me up to speed on things? I'll be here at the Temple re-affirming my faith.

-Chris

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[Gypsie Skripto]

From: Gypsie Skripto, Temporary Autonomous Zoner Ambassador
Location: Brunswick Shrine, Baffin

Kallisti folks!

All Templars are summoned to Brunswick Shrine where we are to recieve special training from GMG flight instructors who'll give us an insight on their unique tactics on defensive strategy.

23's!

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[Gypsie Skripto]

From: Gypsie Skripto, Temporary Autonomous Zoner Ambassador
Location: Brunswick Shrine, Baffin

Kallisti!

We have recieved a transmission all over from Rheinland. It seems our friends in ALG are in need of some supplies for Bodensee Outpost, in orbit of Planet Holstein. I will make the necessary arrangements for the [TAZ] trade fleet to be welcomed there. Needless to say, ALG has helped a lot in the construction, expansion and maintenance of Brunswick Shrine since day one, so returning the favor is the least they can expect from us. Any Pope willing to go up there with Hull Segments will have my personal gratitude, as well as ALG´s.

23's!

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[Flinx]

Kallisti, brothers and sisters.

This is Flinx speaking, your new Pope.

As some of you already know, I own a little fleet of trading ships and the crews choose to follow my lead as I joined TAZ recently.

One of these Skippers, Martin from the [TAZ]I.can.haz.Cabbage , sent me a report about a interesting communication from the Lane Hackers just now.
It seems that our lost sheep that choose to leave TAZ and regroup as the [ELF] Erisian Liberation Front, have been sighted in Kepler while pirating vessles in the corridor.

I have sent you the message log of the communication over our inner sanctum and just wanted to make sure it reached you.

23´s

Flinx

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[TAZ]pope residing at the Brunswick Shrine and Service Station. May HER blessing be upon you.

[Exodus]

ID: Kelsey Norton,
Temporary Autonomous Zoners "Ambassador"

Location: Baffin,
Shasta Orbital Skyhook

Encryption: 2x5 Tons of Flax

Kallisti to ye Popes and other beings!

I would like to inform you that I've invaded one of the offices on Shasta Orbital Skyhook in the hope of making a mess in the room. I was told to hold my horses so the reason I might seem to be new amongst you robbed freaks is not because I didn't consulted my pineal gland before. I was spending my time onboard the Mendacium, the Shukensa liner under the command of Pope Gull. He told me to stay on the Skyhook for a few days as something is happening with him. Probably the weed, yeah, probably. And he wanted to leave me at a safe place.

I've been consulting with pope Wyrdmake and our beloved Mad "Pope" Rackham and the conclusion of the story is that I will be playing in our big sand box as well. I'll be pretending to be the new Ambassador of our chaotic order, because our loved friend and pope in arms have left usdue to the call of King Kong Kabal. I doubt any of us would oppose such calling. So I have received both of their blessings and will act according to it. I'm not calling the shots in the highly sophisticated matters, thats still up for popes "dissidence" or congress, whichever you please. I'm just chatting with our allies and neural friends on a daily basis and keep polishing my nails during the chatters.

So, if I can do anything for you my office is open to all of the male popes, only if you don't have any second thoughts that includes me in different positions. Thats pretty much of it. I'm staying in Baffin for a while but will visit most of Sirius once the Mendacium gets back to Shasta.

Affectionately yours,
Kelsey
23's

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~Declare yourself what you wish, do what you like and tell us about it. Or, if you prefer, don’t.~

[Exodus]

ID: Kelsey Norton,
Temporary Autonomous Zoners "Ambassador"

Location: Baffin,
Shasta Orbital Skyhook

Encryption: 5 Tons of Flax

Kallisti ye mad folks!

Due to our dealing with the Junker's Congress we have received 3 junker salvagers which can be used freely by our popes. One of them is already under my command, yet two others are free to use. You might bear in mind that we received those vessels with quite a handicap in the powercore, they can be useful tho.

Also, say hi to the newest occupants of Brunswick Shrine. The Tinkers are friendly people so don't bite or spank them by coincidence. They'll keep our shiny pearl up and running so let them do their work. Oh, and a sidenote, don't forget that Pope Wyrdmake could use some help with a few deliveries to the Revolutionary Army's base in Omega 52. Contact him about the details.

Kelsey
23's

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~Declare yourself what you wish, do what you like and tell us about it. Or, if you prefer, don’t.~

[Sabru]

*Transmission Incoming*
ID: Skarsi Wyrdmake

I bring good news to the attention of all the popes of TAZ. The hard work of myself, Pope Flinx and Pope Gull's transport crews have paid off.

The [TAZ]Iron-Fang, Typhoon class Assault Destroyer hull number D-001, has finished construction and is now undergoing initial trials in Omega-52 and surrounding systems with the assistance of our friends in the Coalition.

This ship is both a sign of our very close relation with the Coalition and the first step of an ambitious plan to increase the tech diversity of the TAZ defensive fleet.

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