As you might've remembered from our transmission about a year back, we tried to create something...something wonderful, meaningful, admirable, beautiful, alluring, but yet destructive.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION Sender ID:Underboss Dwayne Lewis Subject:Construction of a Doomsday Device
Encryption:HIGH (Junkers, Outcasts, Zoners, Rogues, Individual Rogues, Hackers, Unioners, Hessians and other smugglers alike)
Ahoy there fellow criminals and other entities alike,
Due to certain circumstances, we need help from our fellow friends.
Namely, our Nonsense artists have come up with a recipe to build a big-bad-biddi-bi-bop-beep-a-beem-bang-boom type of a doomsday device, so here's our cry for help, for certain materials we need y'all helpin' us out with, on building this thingy and we can pay y'all extra for 'em shipments.
Now i don't have to tell some o' these parties twice, that this is a one time deal and we don't take kindly on intruders of our beloved Cassini system, but this here is an exception for some and you will be paid to cross our waters, for this one time deal.
Whad'ya say 'eh?
But with that being said, the base is located in Cassini system, sector F3/4
Please have your deliveries properly timestamped, as we don't want to deal with monkey business 'ere.
State how much of ye' can handle and we'll keep this list updated accordingly.
If it concerns anyone, on why we need such a device, worry no further, we need some of y'all help real soon and you'll all find out!
Yours sincerely,
Liberty's Underworld!
TRANSMISSION LOST
Aaand, we did not get the tests done right, since our so-called scientists are all apes and can't 'ave a single job done right, that is using their darn brains for once. They be damn loyal and good shooters, but 'em can't get a fancy scienc-y job done right.
So here's me, looking up to my loyal friends in Liberty to help us get a proper Thermo-Nuclear Warhead, that does not backfire and not kill us all in one go, I'm sure some of your smarter heads could get it to work, right?
For the trouble caused, we'd like to compensate for the risk factor, that is with meddling with this kind of nasty stuff...Heck it even killed dozens of my men back in the Nonsense Factory.
So we're offering a solid 100,000,000$ Credits from my own private reserve, and the stuff accompanied to build 2 (two) rounds for our big bad barrels we have stored in our armory.
Not to mention, this is very vital to our next stage of the operation, where we will be contacting you once again, because we're plotting on something big.
Professor Provocateur of Applied Ordnance here. Could you please explain if I am correct that you are looking to assemble NEMP that could do something outlined in this report? If it is so, I will have to notify that current advances in ship construction and electronic modulations have rendered these warheads immune to vessels of all sizes. Granted, the stations being outdated and are much more vulnerable against these.
Yes, I am looking at the same thing. And I'm glad to see those things still do damage to station's defenses, as a particular station have been on our minds for some time now.
We have shells ready to ship from Nonsense Factory. They are inactive, don't seem to be particularly dangerous to transport either, as we did not get the reaction thingy right.
So, if you'd fellas please, get this away from our hands and work it, so it becomes usable for us, we'd appreciate it.
My apologies for taking so much time to finally respond to you. As a sign of my regret I am able to do you one better. We already have some of these weapons armed and ready to be unleashed upon our enemies therefore I am able to hand you two working units while taking yours to weaponize them for our own. Under my watchful eye, our NEMPs were investigated and found to be up to highest standard of destruction.