I miss the old Valdez, straight from the 'Go Valdez
Chop up the soul Valdez, set on her goals Valdez
I hate the new Valdez, the bad mood Valdez
The always rude Valdez, spaz in the comms Valdez
I miss the sweet Valdez, chop up the omicrons Valdez
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Valdez
See I invented Valdez, it wasn't any Valdez
And now I look and look around and there's so many Valdez
I used to love Valdez, I used to love Valdez
I even had the combat vest, I thought I was Valdez
What if Valdez made a story about Valdez
Called "I Miss The Old Valdez, " man that would be so Valdez
That's all it was Valdez, we still love Valdez
And I love you like Valdez loves Valdez
I know it's a sin to post after the very conclusive feedback that my dear friend @Chubicega had provided, but I feel like bragging after achieving something monumental for me:
It's done, it's over, it took 12 posts, 2 people and half an year but Operation: Sleeping Wyvern is finally finished! Bask in it's glory and give feedback. Thank!