ID: Yunoki Misaki
Recipient: Local Neural Net administrator
CC: None
Subject: My Kite
Excuse me,
(02-17-2020, 04:01 AM)Liberty Security Force Wrote:
SCTP Error Code 541: Communication rejected by destination domain
This message was created automatically by Neural Net communications delivery software.
A message that you sent could not be delivered to one or more of its recipients. This is a permanent error. The following address(es) failed:
contact@lsf.gov
general.concerns@lsf.gov
SCTP error from remote communications server after RCPT TO:<contact@lsf.gov>:
541 5.4.1 Communication rejected by destination domain
Reporting-MTA: dns; neural-net.free.ames
We are sincerely sorry for the inconvenience, due to recent activities in the independent worlds connections between there have been spotty at best. At this time there is nothing we can do. However, we do have our Premium UltraTransLuminalQuantumTurbo Package™ who's message transmission is guaranteed utilizing UltraFineNanoMembranMicroMeshFillament™ arrays to transmit signals up to 12 Quintillion times faster then our traditional networks while also having a fail-safe guarantee, ensuring that no matter how hostile the environment your message has to traverse it will arrive on time. All that can be yours for just 200 Million credits a month. But wait there's more, if you act fast you can get our patented QuantumEntanglementNanoLock technology™ for free! That's a half a billion credit value absolutely free!
Is there anything else we can help you out with this evening? We noticed in your subject line you included a mention of a Kite, perhaps we can interest you in our kite insurance? Only 2 credits a month!
ID: Yunoki Misaki
Recipient: Local Neural Net administrator
CC: None
Subject: Re: My Kite
Those are alot of big words to remember,
Why didn't you call it UseThisLittleQuantumThingPackage™? Much easy to remember, same thing, same capital letters. Then we have the UltraFineNiceMassiveMoneyMakingFish™ arrays. I have no idea how much 12 quintillion is, but I guess its fast. But if you plan to give me quarantees that my message, will always get through, does that mean I can stuff a pizza into the data port of my computer and it gets at its destination intact? And if you plan to give me something for free that is worth half a billion, can you please give me the money instead?
Well. I have no kite right now, but if you give me half a billion, I can buy a new one. Also can you patch my message through to the LSF?