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Sender: Alliance Commander "Cobra" Recipient: Xeno Alliance communications Subject: Red is the new orange
I'm curious how a battleship can ever constitute a "recon" operation, given its absolute lack of any subtlety. But that's besides the point as far as I'm concerned.
Huntsman, I like the name, but if I'm being honest I don't even remember giving it to you. You were probably a forgettable individual up until this point. The name's drawn from an old pre-colonization spider, massive things, size of crabs rather than spiders. People found them terrifying for that specific reason, the fact that something so terrifying could be so large and in your face.
You might not have thought much about it when you were doing it, but the Outcasts are widely hailed as some of the finest pilots in the sector. At this rate though, I'm not so sure about that. Going toe to toe with one and not only coming out on top, but still being hungry to tear apart more orange stars is quite the achievement.
I'm impressed, so I've taken the liberty of painting a symbol across the side of your ship. Make it a thing of infamy through deeds.
Sender: Adherent Joseph King Recipient: Xeno Alliance Communications Subject: Home Pasture Slugfest
....Today I returned to my home alongside Ridgenose and a couple spitfires he picked up along the way, Haylock was a pretty nasty devil, but that's not the point. We encountered some of them froggie f*cks from across the border talking with the new Navy shmucks in town. I mentioned how strange it was for the Navy to be conversing in a friendly manner with foreign terrorists, however, they made their intent clear when they said they hate Xenos far more, and proceeded to open fire on us alongside the frogs.
....Naturally, I'm a tad riled up from that, however, I was able to keep the two bombers at bay while the spitfires and Ridgenose saw to the two fighters from either side of the blue green trust fund, and under Ridgenose' command I promptly pulled off to aid in taking out the Navy's gunship. After the fairly cinematic capture of the gunboat's destruction, we mopped up the bombers I had been keeping busy, at which point one of said bombers went out like a b*tch and dove the planet to avoid the humiliation of being shot down by the banjo players, as they said roughly 17 times. Relevant information is enclosed, ain't got much else for ya.
[01.11.2020 18:07:56] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Don't look at me, herr Lightbass. I'm just a dockworker in a ramshackle rig.
[01.11.2020 18:08:05] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: We are more diplomatic than that
[01.11.2020 18:08:05] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: That's the Gruppenfuhrer's call.
[01.11.2020 18:08:15] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: I hear the banjos again.
[01.11.2020 18:08:23] XA-Bull: The Navy not shooting terrorists on sight, that's a new one.
[01.11.2020 18:08:28] 46th|Tilt: Well, Liberty has it's fair share or xenophoby
[01.11.2020 18:08:31] Reichsbahn-Class.52: Bully!
[01.11.2020 18:08:50] UN|Stoppable: Xenos.
[01.11.2020 18:09:04] UN|Stoppable: Say... Navy who do you hate more. Us or a Xeno?
[01.11.2020 18:09:28] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Three ways always tend to become more... political
[01.11.2020 18:09:29] 46th|Tilt: You see, I was in the process of finding that out, but you seem so nice for terrorists
[01.11.2020 18:09:30] XA-Bull: I'll gladly put any of you in the dirt.
[01.11.2020 18:09:33] Reichsbahn-Class.52: The Scrapworking dock makers or the duct tape brigade?
[01.11.2020 18:09:51] 46th|Tilt: We of the 46th are not trigger first questions second
[01.11.2020 18:10:02] XA-Bull: Don't think you understand the job of the Navy chief
[01.11.2020 18:10:08] 46th|Tilt: I even counseled a rogue out of his criminal ways once
[01.11.2020 18:10:12] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: I wouldn't say we're *friendly* per say. Just charismatic.
[01.11.2020 18:10:21] UN|Stoppable: Shush terrorist. This is a man of culture.
[01.11.2020 18:10:27] UN|Stoppable: Proceed, officer.
[01.11.2020 18:10:27] Henry.Willis: heading to houston
[01.11.2020 18:10:28] 46th|Tilt: Wasn't talking to you, xeno
[01.11.2020 18:10:32] XA-Bull: Why don't you make me
[01.11.2020 18:10:45] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: *laughs over the banging and yelling of the pilots in his hold.*
[01.11.2020 18:10:46] David.Haylock: Or make me!
[01.11.2020 18:10:46] XA-Bull: oh right, you're talking shit in a bomber.
[01.11.2020 18:10:51] David.Haylock: What are we talking about?
[01.11.2020 18:10:54] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: Xeno I've got some cookies here you want one
[01.11.2020 18:11:00] David.Haylock: Sure
[01.11.2020 18:11:01] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: God, the banjos are back, and twice as loud!
[01.11.2020 18:11:04] Henry.Willis: Yeah, what are we talking about?
[01.11.2020 18:11:08] UN|Stoppable: Somone wanted to be made?
[01.11.2020 18:11:16] 46th|Tilt: now this is downright funny
[01.11.2020 18:11:52] David.Haylock: What? no cookies?
[01.11.2020 18:12:00] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Nein, just brauts.
[01.11.2020 18:12:14] Henry.Willis: I'd like some cookies.
[01.11.2020 18:12:20] UN|Stoppable: So would I.
[01.11.2020 18:12:33] David.Haylock: 46th said he had some
[01.11.2020 18:12:33] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: AWWWWW dam I've eaten em all
[01.11.2020 18:12:41] David.Haylock: Woah!
[01.11.2020 18:12:56] UN|Stoppable: Who wishes for a cookie?
[01.11.2020 18:12:56] 46th|Tilt: What a nice crowded day to decide on flying my fighter instead of the overlord eh?
[01.11.2020 18:12:59] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: These brauts are nothing to scoff at, herr Libertarians.
[01.11.2020 18:13:09] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Tonians?
[01.11.2020 18:13:10] XA-Ridgenose: 46th is probs going for Noms
[01.11.2020 18:13:13] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Ech. Either way.
[01.11.2020 18:13:24] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: *Germanic munching noises*
[01.11.2020 18:13:45] 46th|Tilt: Oh man, I need coffee for this
[01.11.2020 18:13:52] XA-Bull: Well, time to pop the rainbow terries from frogville
[01.11.2020 18:14:01] Reichsbahn-Class.52: Right. Round table. We give them the stuff they ask ja?
[01.11.2020 18:14:02] David.Haylock: Yeah, what he said
[01.11.2020 18:14:05] XA-Bull: Horns nice and sharpened, let's get it
[01.11.2020 18:14:08] XA-Bull: Charging phasers
[01.11.2020 18:14:08] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: ...What?
[01.11.2020 18:14:08] 46th|Tilt: Rheinlanders, do you have any coffee maybe? Mine's out
[01.11.2020 18:14:13] XA-Bull: bring em' down
[01.11.2020 18:14:14] XA-Ridgenose: Well look what i stumbled onto.
[01.11.2020 18:14:16] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Sounds like action time.
[01.11.2020 18:14:19] XA-Ridgenose: This should be fun.
[01.11.2020 18:14:24] Henry.Willis: Yeah, lets get going.
[01.11.2020 18:14:25] 46th|Tilt: oh dam
[01.11.2020 18:14:28] David.Haylock: Good. Lets get them!
[01.11.2020 18:14:33] Reichsbahn-Class.52: Alright thats it!
[01.11.2020 18:14:35] XA-Ridgenose: Arming weapons.
[01.11.2020 18:14:36] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: So, herr Navy. Shall we fight your battle with you?
[01.11.2020 18:14:41] Henry.Willis: Lets make this quick.
[01.11.2020 18:14:52] XA-Ridgenose: focusing the bomber first?
[01.11.2020 18:14:58] David.Haylock: Get Wilheim first
[01.11.2020 18:15:18] 46th|Tilt: Hostile in range, target aquired
[01.11.2020 18:15:19] 46th|Tilt: Target locked, engaging.
[01.11.2020 18:15:23] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: Xenos prepare to be shot
[01.11.2020 18:15:31] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: Powering weapons
[01.11.2020 18:15:31] David.Haylock: I am prepared
[01.11.2020 18:15:34] 46th|Tilt: Prioritize Xenos
[01.11.2020 18:15:41] XA-Ridgenose: You shoot us over the Unioners?
[01.11.2020 18:15:42] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: Engaging
[01.11.2020 18:15:44] XA-Ridgenose: Wow.
[01.11.2020 18:15:53] 46th|Tilt: We hate you n=more
[01.11.2020 18:15:58] XA-Ridgenose: Guess we are the only thing keeping the borders secure.
[01.11.2020 18:18:07] XA-Ridgenose: Right.
[01.11.2020 18:18:12] XA-Ridgenose: Blast that gunship.
[01.11.2020 18:18:19] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Mein Gott! The banjos! They're getting loude-*static*
[01.11.2020 18:21:43] XA-Ridgenose: Right.
[01.11.2020 18:21:48] XA-Ridgenose: Where were we?
[01.11.2020 18:22:57] TS-"Pride.of.Ageira": Johnny: Ah, my sensors lights are glowing red, like crazy. It seems to be a party here?
[01.11.2020 18:23:23] XA-Ridgenose: Just garbage disposal.
[01.11.2020 18:23:25] Reichsbahn-Class.52: Come on boogersnots!
[01.11.2020 18:23:30] XA-Ridgenose: Nothing more.
[01.11.2020 18:23:51] XA-Ridgenose: Huh.
[01.11.2020 18:23:51] David.Haylock: Sad
[01.11.2020 18:23:58] TS-"Pride.of.Ageira": Johnny: *he smiles* I see. Well, Junkers will have some work to do afterwards
Effective immediately the individual known as Olivia Sable, operating as a Freelancer with Libertarian origins, is to be left alone and not engaged unless in necessary self defense.
I will entertain no appeals against this order for two reasons, one is that she does not pose a threat to the Alliance nor the interests of Xenos as a whole. Two, she assisted in breaking up a foreign artifact ring within Liberty and thus clearing a spot for us to occupy and apply leverage with.
She has my mark as a sign of gratitude, so treat her with some respect.
Sender: Nathan Reynolds Recipient: Xeno Alliance Communications Subject: Never borrow
....
.... Once upon a time in space, I had to borrow a Roc. Your usual, run of the mill Roc. Gunk on the seats, chewing gum remains on the throttle. Flew it out to Pennsylvania, spotted two Liberty Police gunships. Can you guess the end of this little fairy tale?
I had no doubt you'd end up bloodying yourself just fine. And no, you won't have to touch that ship ever again. Oh, and I found the person who left behind the piece of gum, he'll be spending a month cleaning urinals in the bar now.
Congratulations Contender, you can keep that name if you still want it.
Sender: Nathan "Viper " Bedford. Recipient: Xeno Alliance Communications. Subject: Too close, too far.
Hello everybody, long time no see, all of you.
So, I was strollin' and drinkin' some boooze near Ouray, I found a piece of old wreck near by to sit my Falcon's ass. When I was about to open the 2nd bottle the radio started to make some weird noises. It was a frikin Navy patroll, they caught me by surprise, lucky for me Bull was in Ouray and came to aid. The 2 navy ships Bravo-1 and Bravo-05 were destroyed... But I spilled booze all around my ship, it's a mess... now I have booze inside my panels, in my seat all around the cockpit, in my pants, my underpants, shit... Think I need a shower, and another bottle.
PD: Thanks Bully, I owe you one. (I already sent some confiscated vodka bottles to your quarters).
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Sender: Adherent "Contender" Recipient: Xeno Alliance communications Subject: Fish Diagnostics
I'm darn sure this is not the place for this, but I'll give it a shot either ways. If any of you has an idea what "error code BVAF-30/60 55567" means in a fightercraft's diagnostics computer, either send me a message or meet me at Leyte. That goes out to you too boss, I know you did some technology tinkering before.
I've done a lot of ship diagnostics over the years, and I do know for a fact that AF is an Armed Forces designation used by Bretonian-made consoles. The only thing I know about the other half of the designation is that supposedly BV is meant to signify boiling vessel? Not too sure about that, honestly.
The error code itself is.. quite interesting from the few cases I did see. What's essentially happened is that at some point during the ship's life, a bright individual designated the emergency backup powerplant as being the primary power source. The resulting blowout from an unexpectedly high power demand has now compromised the main reactor beyond acceptable parameters and the ship refuses to start because of it.
A good thing too, otherwise you'd be fairly crispy now as a result.
Well, with that out of the way could you give me some context on what all of this is about? Would spare me all this unnecessary anticipation on why we're talking about kettles.