::Looks at the objects handed to him by the being in his cargo hold all of a sudden, then back to the being::
Crooking his head to the side a bit, he asks, "Is this real? Or aren you really not a figment of my imagination? I have never thought I would have such an easy time of confusing some and teaching others."
"Gee, Mama Dis, you sure spin pretty! What's a Greyface?"
*Why, thank you Sammy! "Greyface" is the name we give to those who cherish order, normalcy and rote above all else. Most Greyfaces are boring, unimaginative, and not much fun at all. Do you know what "rote" means, Sammy?*
"Um... it's like always the same, like you memorized it?"
*That's very good, Sammy! Now, kiddies, turn to page 0063 in your Holy Tome and try to read along.
"Wow, that's scary, Mama Dis! Can we not be Greyfaces, puleeeeeez:???"
*That's the good part, Sammy: It's all up to YOU! The Universe gives you Choices! You can decide not to be a Greyface. And, if you keep doing our little excercises where you relax, cross your eyeballs, and look at the inside of your forehead, you'll be able to make better Choices, all on your own!*
I still have my Pope Card lying about somewhere. All Discordians were Popes in the Old Days; but the Vatican stopped enrolling us in the Medical Plan. Now we dub each other "Tsars", as in the old A*A motto: "Every Man and Every Woman is a Tsar."
Quote:2)Can I be a pope too?
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Sure! Just Noogle "Pope Card" or "Tsar Card" on FnordNet. Please sign your card before laminating.