Lucy Granger, reporting in as ordered. If you try to get a peek at my underwear, you will have some serious bruises... I learned to punch people by getting into bar fights with Mollys and winning.
You need more than just the three seashells when people come over to visit. Also, make sure that your staff knows not to serve those Corsair rice and beans next time we have a Guildmaster meeting. That puts a whole new meaning into the phrase 'roughage'.