' Wrote:ROFL. I guess i am the only barbarian who enjoys a good fight/brawl,or just to hurt moron's.
Yes, yes you are. Defending yourself from a bully or someone trying to kill you, all well and good. Starting a fight just because you think someone is a moron, makes you a barbarian.
' Wrote:Went to do some kayak on a sunny day for a good 4 hours. Decided to say "screw the sun lotion for my legs". Ended up with a second degree burn on both legs. Was quite painful...
i understand your pain.
I once went to a water park, forgot the lotion at home and decided that I would be ok without it.
My whole back and shoulders were burnt, it was pretty painful.
More painful than drilling into my own finger at school, while drilling holes so I could install rivets in them.
Was about to go through a door (heavy, metal one), my hand was still on the door-frame. A buddy of mine didn't see that, closed the door with a swing, squished my hand. Had three fingers seriously broken, almost lost one.
Second story was funny, too. Was skating with buddies, wanted cross a busy street, the two went ahead, skating over the street, so I thought it was free, was wearing headphones with music playing so I didn't hear crap, rolled across the street and voila, a car hit me. Was lucky though, it wasn't that fast, "just" a broken hip and skate-board. My hip-bone didn't really recover until today.
There were also a few more, maybe gonna' tell you those as well when I can be arsed to.
Fresh report,Disco! Earlier today, I got smacked by a mercedes @ 60km/h while crossing the street (on a crosswalk,mind you) with my earphones on. Now, I'm a proud owner of a leg cast and very heavy lawsuit against the freak. Oh, btw, he would have ran away had I not destroyed his windshield with my epic shoulder thrust.
Sucks to be a weight on the wrong side of the brilliance-insanity scale.
Four years old, daycare centre. Lots of snow.
I have the biggest shovel.
Some idiot boy wants my shovel.
Takes a smaller one, quite a lot more solid than mine, too.
Hammers me straight in the eye, saved by a mere one-two millimetre from going blind.
Your friends are not your friends when you have.. THE SHOVEL!
' Wrote:Fresh report,Disco! Earlier today, I got smacked by a mercedes @ 60km/h while crossing the street (on a crosswalk,mind you) with my earphones on. Now, I'm a proud owner of a leg cast and very heavy lawsuit against the freak. Oh, btw, he would have ran away had I not destroyed his windshield with my epic shoulder thrust.
Seriously, retards who hurt someone with their car and then proceed to run away, or to try to run away, should have their license permanently revoked.
If you aren't responsible enough to stop to help someone you just hurt, whatever is the cause, you aren't responsible enough to have a driving license.