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My name is Aki Kimura, and I work for the Order. Most of you out there probably do not trust our organization, despite the fact that we are trying to help you. Regardless, this is a warning.
Our scientists have done extensive research on nomads and the nomad-infected rheinlanders commonly referred to as 'the wild'. In this research we have discovered that quite often, a nomad parasite is unable to completely integrate human speech; and as such much of it's resulting verbal communication is garbled. Words do not fully form.
This is the easist manner of detecting nomad infestation in a subject if you do not have the proper scanning equipment to find the parasite in a more conventional manner. We have thereby composed a list of standard garbled words most often spoken by nomad infected humans. The words are as follows:
Likewise, any exceptionally odd behavior without another apparent explanation is probably that of a nomad parasite struggling to control it's human host.
We urge you to shoot any of these subjects on-sight AFTER giving them a verbal warning that they are displaying behavior of an infected person.
// I apologize for OOC here. I find this particular post insulting towards roleplay Keepers and Wilde were building over the course of many months. No member of aforementioned factions have ever used common internet chat abbreviations, leet speak or anything that would be deemed outside of the context of their roleplay. Nor I find any roleplay within such portrayal of said content both for player and npc factions. This post gives wrong impression of our roleplay and therefore I ask community to disregard it completely and moderators to delete it upon request of the respective factions. I find use of Nomad roleplay in such manner irrespective and bad tone of roleplay in general. Thank you for attention.
Source: The Wandering Spirit
Sender: Dr. Eustace Flatbottom
Subject: Nomad Infestation
Well, it would seem that the Order has stooped to spreading nonsensical propaganda to garner support to their otherwise noble cause!
The well noted "lawls syndrom" originated on Planet Harris, as it well documented. It is in no way the product of Nomadic infestation or mental tampering. If anything those creatures should be considered immune to the effects of the disease.
Interesting... It is possible that some of the subjects we researched had this disease. It's also possible that, while a nomad is immune to the disease, the host is not and cannot be cured of it by the nomad parasite.
I will have our scientists look further into this.
Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Deputy Chief Matt Myers
Wut dis?! NO-mads? Aunt Billy? No-ah, dat ain't be nomads, ya foo Order person. Dat dere be people dat be high on da SYNTH Weed. Ayup, I busted da punks a lot o' times, always wi' a joint in deir hand. So you, ma ignorant foo, be wrong.
Sirs, we have encountered a similar mental ailment, generally radiating from the planet Harris. There have been some increasingly strange fungal growths on the planet, and when such fungus gets into a ship's atmosphere scrubbers, it can wreak havoc on the mind. Please keep your scrubbers clean at all times. We have no way of curing the ill, and are required by law to quarantine them.