So this is some bull man. Some heavy bull. Like, this bull must have eaten a TON of food before dropping this load of bull. Like, could fertilize a field with this bull man. Yeah, thats right. A lot of bull.
Anyway, so here we are, chattin' it up with some Gateway fella in the Omega 11 system, when in comes a pretty decent sized group of RM ships, followed by some punkass RFP officers. Hell, we weren't even piratin' them! Just talkin' about the war man!
So, the RM and RFP say that they heard a complaint about us Marauders, but offered no evidence that we did anything wrong. None! Just heresay. Then some idiot Daumann guy in a Hegemon decides to "claim" that we pirated him before in Omega 3, but his monkey ate the wires to his guncam. A monkey? Seriously?! A monkey... on a mining ship... eating wires. Man, if I had a credit for everytime I heard that, I'd have... well, I'd have a credit cause I haven't actually heard that one before. Huh. But regardless! Some bull man.
So then, the RFP orders us to leave. ORDERS us, as if we were scum and guilty of a crime! They offered no evidence, and told us to leave after they butted into our peaceful conversation with that Gateway guy? No no man, no. That's some crap. We thenexchanged some words, and out of the blue, they claim we are insulting them and fine us! Insulting them? Are you effing kidding me man? They show up, act all haughty and claim we are doing illegal crap, then when we prove we aren't, they tell us to leave. To an independent system! Whats more, some Hessians and Corsairs show up. Do the RFP leave to go deal with real pirates? Nope! Still busy wagging their unmentionables at us...
So after a while, with us trying to show to them that it's some crap for them to antagonize us into insulting them, then fining us, some more RM show up. A little more clear headed, but still siding with the dick-officers. So we ended up paying them like a mil or so.
Seriously though! I mean, c'mon man. We're just chillin' and these two have the nerve to come in, insult US and try to tell us what to do and be all mighty and what not, then stoop so low as to fine us for talking back? Ugh! *Takes another really long toke*
Anyway, that's about what happened. I included a guncam shot below where one of the RFP insulted one of our own by calling her a him! Bastards...