Are you tired of being lied to? Are you tired of being abused by shadow organizations? Well worry no more, for we'll do the same to you albeit differently in a way that you'll enjoy!
Enlist at your nearest Order Station today!
Be advised that if you refuse...
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[12.12.2016 04:18:18] |O|-Battleship.Neteru: ?: Go die in a fire... ill ensure the ones you love end up with the same fate that befell you.
Choose wisely.
~Bruce Hypocritus, Executive of Human Resources.
**Blatant Disregard for Humanity Sold Separately**
How on earth did you get this frequency? Oh well, This seems quite standard in the Order these days... Hence why i left and joined the fight for Liberty. Oh and since im here... Join the Liberty Navy!
Signed -
Captain Kalh
Commanding Officer 5th|LNS-Amenhotep
-For Liberty
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Oh hey!
My bestest friends! They're ~so~ great at what they do, they do it for a discount /just/ for me! Wowzers! Hey! Do you think they'll autograph this poster for me?!
I'm your biggest fan. Love the beach-body. Please give me attention. Cheers!
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