You thought you could get away with your petty insults and gross stupidity? Think again.
However, my associates and I have seen fit to show you mercy, for now. In lieu of doing our usual, we've decided to simply assess a fine unto you to be paid within 72 hours. Here's how we've broken it down for you.
For your betrayal of those you depend on for an attempt at a quick buck, a fine of10.000.000has been assessed.
For your insults of a League pilot in the field, a fine of2.500.000has been assessed.
And finally, for your hilariously half-assed attempt at piracy, a7.500.000-credit fine has been assessed.
Your grand total is20.000.000payable toTHP|Bank#2. Failure to pay up within 72 hourswill mark your ship and person as "killable at our discretion", and considering how outright stupid you've been, I have good reason to believe that you will literally march up to us begging for death. Don't worry if it's me, though. I won't make you suffer. Much.
C O L O S S U S
(01-15-2018, 08:58 AM)The League Wrote: As long as your questions, comments, or concerns are presented, they will be addressed.
If you believe that you have been wronged by one of our guys, contact us for it to be redressed.
If you are a hot chick, kindly show up to our parties undressed.
I don't know if you think you're funny in sending me this transmission or if you are just stupid. I suspect the latter is correct, Well then, let's get down to your level. 'Hey you! Yes you! Give me money! I want money! I not pay! You pay me!"
That should be understandable for you. But I'm in a good mood today, so I repeat it so the ones with more intellect around you might understand it: I am not going to pay, you are the ones paying me, got it? Additionally, if you pay withing 24 hours, I will just ignore your ugly ships and your stupid goals you might have. Paying within 72 hours gives you a 'grace periode' of 2 weeks. Was I clear enough, fool?
The clock's ticking. And if you are stupid enough to forget my callsign, it's Deadeye|LSAR.
Thank you for generously offering your services as the punching bag of The Exitus, you cheap imitator of a famous person. We were almost afraid you would be actually likeable.
Rest assured, your efforts to entertain us won't go to waste. We did not expect you to pay the fine; indeed we hoped you would not. But now we have a pretext to kill you at our discretion.
And when you are dragged out of your eject pod into our custody, there will be nobody to save you.
C O L O S S U S
(01-15-2018, 08:58 AM)The League Wrote: As long as your questions, comments, or concerns are presented, they will be addressed.
If you believe that you have been wronged by one of our guys, contact us for it to be redressed.
If you are a hot chick, kindly show up to our parties undressed.