Eating croissants for the last five years has made Mr. Malprave's purse a shadow of itself. Like an empty shell longing for an owner, or a dried desert well waiting for rain, it screamed and howled in agony a sad song of emptiness. I heard it and being a deeply empathic creature consumed by the urge to help, I've decided to help myself and execute several import and export operations.
With the reduced number of unfortunate lackeys from the Liberty Corpovillains required to pass the ruthlessness criterion, I humbly ask you to consider the job as done based on my historical records outlined in the attached reports and recorded in Mactan Network.[resource 1][resource 2]