The following secure comm channel report features adjusting attitudes by professional and skilled extortion agents. Accordingly, The Lane Hackers and its agents must insist that no one attempts to recreate or re-enact any attitude adjusting preformed in this channel.
Attitudes adjusted to the following flunkies, lapdogs and other unintelligent plot twisters in this galaxy in very specific order that doesn't necessarily have to be alphabetically.
Trading flunkies can leave,
even miners can fly away,
the greed is our slave.