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Ahoy, lads!
I am Ian McDoogan (Doogie to my friends), a fellow junker who wishes to join The Congress. I helped the Sigma lads build their masterpiece, The Junkyard, back in Sigma-13. At the time, and ever since, the Junkers were just people I called friends and gave me a sense of direction. Alas, now I hear about a war a'brewin. Those friends are more like brothers to me and they asked me to join the fight. Doogie doesn't let his friends down and I accept this new direction as an honour to fight next to them.
I am applying to The Congress to fly the banner proudly and fight bravely amongst men. I beseech the members of Congress to consider my application and to do so with the utmost urgency.