To: [color=#FFFFFF]Miracles... the two of you who don't suck Comm. ID:Commissar Leon Mendel Priority:HIGH Subject:Janitorial things
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Well, it looks like two of you suck less than the rest of you do. Clawing your way out of the primoridial soup, and trying your best to fire more than one neuron at a time... you should be commended... except I am just not that kind of man who gives a rats...
So I am supposed to write something nice here... take it as written and move on.
Leto Atredies... Atrad... Atra-Idontparticularlycarehowitsspelt-dees... you're now a full bird Colonel, Colonial record counting for something, yadda, yadda, yadda... screw up and I shoot you.
Now for Angelica Broch, Rear... very FAR in the rear of battle... Admiral. You are granted the Hero of the Revolution... Gee big surprise as to that one... by the Premier for *cough*spending time under his desk...*cough* I mean, loyal servicing... Service to the Premier... and being a shining example of everything a woman can do to stand out and above her comrades.
Get back to work... before I make you play a rousing game of Russian Roulette with an AK-1 particle Cannon.