I like "tea". D'ye like "tea"?
(Well, I liked "tea when" I used ter be "me".)
And I value them folks as can grow their own "tea"..
But some must rely on others fer their "tea".
And they're grateful t' get it, at a fee,
from them very selfsame growers of "tea".
But then, they say, "Oi, we can grow our own "tea"!,
and ye, ye charge us too much fer yer "tea",
(when we nearly give 'em our "tea" fer free!)
'n then they say "Oi! We need t' tax yer "tea"!
"Ye can't bring us the "tea"
we need fer free, ye see!"
Wot? Ye want a fee fer bringin' us yer "tea"?
Which ye expect us ter sell fer nigh on free..?
Now how does this make a lick o' sense?,
.....says me.
So, I'm thinkin', perhaps those lovers o' "tea"
might best be reminded, t' help em see,
that there ain't nuttin' in this mortal life fer free.
And I'm thinkin'.. a party! Some friends, 'n me
we'll make a fine trip, t' deliver some "tea".
(If ye'd like t' be invited, just contact me!)
'n that maybe those "tea" drinkin' friends will see
just how much they 'preciate our excellent "tea".
As we throw such a party the likes they'll ne'er see.
Shamus, me old budee!
Thought you'd gone... to meet... the thingee
Can't wait to see
What you have in store for we
In the peanut gallery
So, count me in for "tea"
In fact, make it three
Or even thirty-three
things of "tea"