well..... The Synth.Foods-Money.Train (bank) Could really use some cash. Hopefully about 50 million.Please?
alright, so these kids stay around after school laying basketball, right? Well, after theyve been playin a Bit, a strm blows in, all wind an rain an thunder. well, Most of the kids are too scared to go out in the storm, right?
well, one ogf em is reaaaal brave, so he decides hell go walk out in that rain. So he goes ten feet, and nothing happens, and he goes 20 feet and nothing happens, and he finally gets up in the middle of the parking lot near the big metal pole. So, seing as he isnt dead, He calls out to his friends, " Whats the worst thing that can happen, I get hit by lightening?"
' Wrote:// Hey, we didn't know the Pasadena was already there:Pand it was about to get brutally raped by a pair of gunboats and a pair of bombers. That is grounds for a swarm constituting a cruiser, gunboat, a fighter, and a bomber:)
Thanks for the cash, it will go to good use!:D
you remembering your numbers completely wrong. And our second GB came to watch the fist one being already blow by the cruiser 2 GB's Your Bomber and two fighters.
Now sure you can do that, but how about fair play? Try next time to fight with equal forces.. It would be more fun for you as well when you win in a fair fight.
Edit: Oh yea.. i was the only bomber on our side..
Quote:Thanks for the credits! I've decided that my new RP character will be a pirate. Have already gotten junker/rogue bribes done, but I need to outfit my ship better or the zoner whales will laugh at me as I try to pirate them!
If I could please please have a little more I promise to always pirate with above average RP, even if the silly loltraders decide to run without saying anything. I will also give my character an accent of your choice.
Deep in the backwoods, the hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's another one coming!"
Sure enough, within minutes he delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern... It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor,
"Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"
OoooH! And another one! ^^
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the ranger who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day."
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden, wide-eyed and intrigued, says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
OOoh.. And this one also!!:D
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A couple of minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!"
Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," he said "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?"
He replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"
^^
Oh and I could use any credits you can spare cause I aim to get my cruiser idea up and running eventually ^^
Quote:Deep in the backwoods, the hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's another one coming!"
Sure enough, within minutes he delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern... It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor,
"Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"