[Transmission Source: Omicron Alpha - Malta.]
[Transmission Target: The Omega systems - Wide spread.]
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[Transmission Type: Holographic - Recording.]
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[From: D. Jameson.]
[To: Confused Commander Katz.]
[Re: Vandalism]
Katz you insipid little wretch.
If I catch any one of your little maggots in our sovereign space, vandalizing our monuments once more I will bring down a such a fury to the rancid hell hole you call home...
Do you understand? If even one you decide to "mark your turf" on the Hispania again I will find your home and then write my name on each and every one of your space stations using a plasma beam as my pencil.
Oh... -Jameson pauses for a second and then speaks with a dangerously soft voice- ... and have a nice day.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
[From: D. Jameson.]
[To: Confused Commander Katz.]
[Re: Vandalism]
Tomorrow 30% of our fleet will enter your pathetic little home - located thanks to your subordinates who decided to send their regards - and that fleet shall see to it that your stations are left battered shells of their former glory which will also contain the names of every single pilot who is to partake in this operation.
Why do I bother to warn you? Because you have no viable counters! Your technology is pathetic by our superior Maltese standards and it shall be my pleasure to show you all just how true that statement is.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.