"Good Morning, I am Gunnery Sgt. Thomas. I've transferred from West Point Academy because I was told the sorry asses in the field weren't getting the job done.
A little about me. I join the best damn organization this entire God forsaken world has ever F*ing known! The Liberty Security Forces picked me up when I was 18 and they never dropped me anywhere where I couldn't fight my way back. I've been in 4,567 combat situations, shot down 157 crafts, halo dropped 314 times, and only was shot the mother-f**ing down 3 times. First was our Government, second was the weak pansy in the secondary forces and the last was my Ex-Wife. Of those 4,567 battles I've been treated for hundreds of injuries. I have more f**king metal in me than the damn piss poor Avengers you fly today.
I've been in service since 777 AS. That's right I was part of the oldest generation of the LSF the first mother f***king generation. The best too.
I'll be awaiting the new orders from the Director Dawson. Until then I'll be at Otega's bar. Don't be afraid to ask me any questions. I'm a fricken relic around here. A piece of golden history.