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**ID:DINK SMALLWOOD**
**LOCATION:GRAVES STATION, SMALLWOOD'S BIG CLUB HQ**
**SUBJECT:BMM APPLICANTS**
[color=#663300]Hello applicants, I am the legendary Dink Smallwood, yes, you heard right, Dink Smallwood, the Shooter of Rocks and Mollies, Feeder of Babies, Confuser of Commies, Overlord of Dublin!
Anyhow, I'm here in my giftshop, and I've been tasked with reviewing your applications.
Mitchell Westworth, I have looked over your application, and am accepting you into the BMM. Your new position will be, as my assistant, that's right, you get to manage my giftshop. Oh damn, I've just been told that's the job I'm supposed to do. Guess I'll just have to let you into the Upper Caste then.
Your callsign designation will be BMM-Mitchell.Westworth:E] for Dacites and, BMM-Mitchell.Westworth[E] for Mafics,
Kane Taylor, it is with great pleasure that I announce your application proved that you didn't have nearly as many qualifications as Mr. Westworth Sir Man. That's because I thought they wouldn't need you in the Upper Caste, so I could put you to work in my giftshop. Sadly, it looks like I don't have the funding to have another giftshop employee. Looks like you're going to the Upper Caste too, congratulations I guess. Even if this does mean my giftshop will still be lonely and empty.
Your callsign designation will be BMM-Kane.Taylor[:E] for Dacites and, BMM-Kane.Taylor[E] for Mafics.
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