--Hack initiated--
-Decryption in process-
-Comm ID : Kevin Cordata
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---Hack Sucessful---
Hello fellow comrades....
This is independent lane hacker Kevin Cordata.
I have recently found that being independent is too much of a stress on the brain....... therefore i am hereby applying myself to your services. My hacking abilities are substantial. You will not be dissapointed. I, however will be dissapointed if my application is denied. Please consider my offer and contact me via secure comm or through tis channel.