I don't have much time. Seconds maybe. Ageira Security is already running a trace. They've been cracking down on corporate theft of late and my little credit siphoning script has tripped their security protocols. My accounts have been frozen, my clearance in the system has been revoked and in moments, a squad of black suits and tazers will be here to arrest me.
I'm seeking employment with your organization. I have nowhere else to turn. I'm basically on the run, starting now. A fugitive, looking for a place to exist outside the law.
I've heard grumblings within Ageira Technologies concerning the Lane Hackers. Your organization has thwarted their best efforts at finding you and rooting you out. Just the place I need to be. Please accept this hastily prepared request for employment. I can be a valued asset in your efforts against corporate corruption.