I own one these, and it's a fine car if I say so myself. Then again, I always been a Ford man. Mine's blue, but otherwise it's the same.
1999 Ford Crown Victoria
I've got to admit, though, that I'd like to own one of these pieces of junk someday, as a collector's item. I'm probably a masochist, and should see a psychiatrist. Not a fine car by any measure, it would at least be unique. There's not many in the United States.