***Incoming transmission from:STS Intruder*** *** From Location:Restricted*** ***Intended Recipient:Smelly Old Pete*** ***Subject:The large boozumed Bretonian woman on page 13***
Sup mate!
I was casually flicking through your brochure, Smelly Old Petes Brochure of Slaves, and noticed you recently acquired some fine Bretonian woman. One in particular, the blonde one with the huge knockers on page 13, Item number 32657. I have an insatiable appetite for fine big boozumed women, and could well be interested in being a loyal customer if you can front up with babes like this more often. I can never settle for one! Do you know if she is durable? Can last the distance with not just one man, but perhaps several? Please let me know as soon as you can. I need to get some action before the woman I'm married too gets home!
***Incoming transmission from:STS Intruder*** *** From Location:Restricted*** ***Intended Recipient:Smelly Old Pete*** ***Subject:The large boozumed Bretonian woman on page 13***
Yo, Pete!
You out there? Or was this brochure old? I got an appetite that needs satisfying, and you got the goodies I want.
If you don't put out, I'll take my business else where.
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****Comm ID: Uncle pete ****
****location: Smelly.old.pete's Headquarters****
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Howdy my boy !
This is your uncle Pete here ,
I am happy to recieve your message!
Article number 32657. is currently available and ready ,
just tell me where to drop her off and we will talk about those financial things based on that location !
Also , since i respond late i will give you this special deal to shoot her up with cardi so she will definatly comply to your durability demands !
Furthermore i would like to know if ya wanna rent this article , or buy and dispose of it yourself .
***Incoming transmission from:STS Intruder*** *** From Location:Restricted*** ***Intended Recipient:Smelly Old Pete*** ***Subject:The large boozumed Bretonian woman on page 13***
Ah, the favourite Uncle Pete!
At last! I have been waiting eagerly to see if that fine specimen of a woman is available. Those boozums really get me going, if ya know what I mean!
A grand gift, jackin' her up before the sale. That tart best be wide awake and squirmin' when me and the lads give her the three course meal, seven days a week.
I cannot possibly return her in good health, so Uncle Pete, I'd like to buy her outright. We got a nice holding cell aboard the boss' ship, and she'd fit right into the restraints!
After all this waiting, I can't wait to take her for a test run. There is a Freelancer base in a not so far away system. Coronado. I hear they have splendid facilities for my needs, so I would be most humbled to meet you at the bar for a scotch, before making the transaction. Shall we say in a hour?