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To: Channel. From: Andrew Peterson, Bowex. RE: Oh dear.
I knew the National History Archives and the Royal Bretonian Historical Society were making a mistake when they opened up everything to the public 19 years ago. Well - figuratively speaking. I was a bit too young to care at the time, and usually it is a good idea to educate people about their roots.
However... It has allowed you lot - probably unemployed hipster teenagers who feel angsty rage against the "Man" who is "totally oppressing nature, dude" - to utterly waste my time for about 3 minutes. That makes me seriously doubt how worthwhile the entire enterprise was.
Still, I am confused as to how you worthless smears on the human genome seem to think that a few minutes of cut up stock footage could be persuasive. That might work on audiences in Kusari, but you chaps have been firmly lodged in their rectal cavity ever since the Tau War anyway, so I doubt they'd notice much of anything.
In any case, yes sir, I hear your message loud and clear. One part did catch my interest - you're here for me? Anything, anything I want? I do have some dirty laundry that could use scrubbing. Much appreciated.
:::video wavelength incoming::: ::Signal Recieved:: ::Signal Halted::
::Gaian transponder subroutine detected, placing in quarantine:: "mmm? Cly what is it?" kiriko asked as her AI blocked the playback of an unknown video message and storing it for later anaylsis to make sure it was safe. ::A Gaian Video message recieved from an unknown domain:: the ai responded promptly, "Is it safe to see it?", ::opening such content is unadvised, may cause harmful effects to intellectual life forms::. Kiriko paused and blinked then pouted a little, "Cly, that isnt nice.." the ai stayed quiet, "hyaha, but well... please delete it then we dont need it anyway, ok?" ::Done:: the Clytemnestra responded almost instantly, "arigato" kiriko replied with a smile.
To: Channel. From: Robert Powell, BMM Miner - Stokes Station RE: Oh dear.
Oh great another spoilt rich kid whinging about bloody Dodo's again!
Can we just get something straight laddie; you're Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Grandma came to Sirus in a Sleeper ship powered by fuel mined by my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Grandpa.
We mine to survive and if that means a few birdies get trampled in the process then they need to learn to fly quicker!
It's alright for you; you don't have to work, daddy takes care of that!
Go join the BAF and do something useful, fighting those bloody Frogs; 'cause you're just wasting Oxygen and Synth Paste which we need for the war effort.
Although saying that, I bet your daddy can afford the real stuff from Cambridge; Potatoes and Leeks, oh I do miss me Potatoes....
[font=Times New Roman][color=#FFFF99]The Federalist Party is well-aware of the practices of some Bretonian firms and with our participation in the coalition government we try to introduce, recommend and fund a cleaner and more green Bretonian Industry. This a duty not only to our citizens but also to the newer generations.
Even though Gaians fight for a noble cause, you usually end up to simple terrorist acts which we condemn. If you wish to change Bretonia, then you should achieve this with peaceful and lawful means.