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Hey folks out there! I missed a few routine reports, I guess, but who cares, hm? It's war here and it's tough and shit and I'll keep it short because I gotta launch once they have refitted my bomber with the new loadout.
So... I am in Leeds and I am assisting the Bretboys and Bretgirls in their efforts to shoot... pretty much every ass that comes along. Ye. That sums it up.
So, I blew up a Gallic Cruiser in Leeds the other day. Generally, I have to say: The Brets lack proper bomber numbers, so I assisted:
Today there was some pirate crew around, quite some. These ~VP) whatever they are called. The Brets called for bombers and hey... guess? I can fly one. Aaaand.. the Brets had no bombers again, so a hired bomber and me finished the gunboats. My Hellfires did the job before they could run.
Sadly, after that the Bretboys ran off to hunt some cloaky liner and left me alone with the rest of the ~VP) to play. Guess what, the bomber is not meant to play against a Kusari toy bomber and a fighter. I ejected before my ship was torn apart by a Snac.
Ye, I am here, the nurse named Anne is damn hot and I'll stay here for a little longer, I guess. Guess I have to find some other part for her to massage, but hey, this is a report. See ye, and... keep shooin things, ye?!