[color=#33CC00]To: SCRA pilots
Comm. ID: Doctor XiaoBei
Priority: Medium
Subject: BNI-Uprades to all Odin-Hybrid Fighters
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Comrades,
I know the wait for the new XKR's is exceeding expectations... and Commissar Mendel is round my offices executing anyone who doesn't meet quota by stuffing them feet first into an industrial blender... I won't get into what he did to the station's anger management psychologist... all I ask is if you find pieces of him, please return them to his next of kin... I have some sandwich bags that should be the right size...
Now then, I do have some good news.
Firstly I am to confirm rumours that the Storm EV0 project is a success, and you can already find EV0's in service protecting the Coalition amidst it's elite Fighter corps.
Along with our advanced <CENSORED> Project, that has yielded some interesting results in <CENSORED> and the infamous <CENSORED> Project that we all know you are waiting for eagrely, as it will spell certain doom for the <CENSORED>...
I am pleased to inform you that the Bio Neural Interface Helmets have been installed on all SCRA fighters.
These helmets allow better response time from your fighters, and an intuitive eye tracking system will allow you to instantly track and target far greater numbers of enemies when you sortie out to maim, sunder and smite the enemies of the revolution...
For those of you serving in the MIL ranks .. Uggh...you go smash more now....
Now I must warn you if you experience any of the following side effects, you are to report to medical immediately.
And yes the helmets are designed to whisper "All hail the Ikon" in your ears, don't worry, it's at a frequency that you will be able to tune out with some practice... Rumours of Batch VI's failure are greatly exaggerated, no they weren't subjected to experimental mind control experiments as a test group... that's all lies, total exaggeration... we'd never do anything like that...
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Carry on then...
For the Revolution, and the True Ikon!
Doctor XiaoBei
Mykolaiv Director of Coalition Research