Message to: High Chancellor Aeon, SCRA
Comm ID: Mal-666, ELF
Subject: Proposed alliance
Heya, Chancey,
We're in receipt of the nice box of cordials you sent.. I especially like the maple with the ground nutty bits.
Your lot seems to be growing, and I commend you on your little foray into RM space as part of yesterday's festivities. Did you pick up any liederhosen? Dis seems to think I'd look good in a pair..
I've discussed the proposed alliegance with the Council of High Fives (Me 'n Fin..), and we've decided that a "mutual non-aggression" pact would be more the ticket for now. We'll be happy to mob with ya on a case-by-case basis; but we are bound in some ways by a prime Discordian Catma: "Discordians must all stick apart."
Hoping you'll enjoy the little gift we're sending in return. Please light one end only. Your Pineal will thank you.