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We know they exist, we exactly know where they are but mayority of population dont know anything more about them. Who are they? Answers for those questions try to give us etnographer Kurt Berger from Rheinland ethnnographical institute. Good evening mr. Berger, gutten tag.
Well who are they, who are inhabitants of planet Primus?
They are an miracle of evolution, apes with human brains, behavior and bipedical walking but without any changes on their skulls or minor body parts such as feets or hands. We dont know how is that posible, tests of DNA gaved us impresive results but they still arent complete. Only what we can say is, their ancestors are from the Earth.
Wow thats realy interesting, how they settled Primus long time before human camed into Sirius?
Right at the begining I must say, we know almost nothing about history of apes from Primus. Even they own knowledge about their history is limited to date of the "white line" how they call event which happend in year zero of their calendar. Same as we are counting our date from date of arriving into this galaxy, they count they time from "white line". Now they have year 974 a.w.l.
Doctor what was that white line?
Well if I want talk about the "white line" I must says some basics about their culture.
Apes from Primus are civilised, living same as we are. They society is based on democratic system even inside of family. The only exceptions are 3 tabus which are something like basic pillars of their society. They dont talk about them and they are trying to dont think about them.
The first tabu is tabu of "white line". The white line was event when leaders of all 4 continents signed peace treaty and baned any discusion about everything what happend before this date.... they literaly did white line behind history. What we know from rumors... continents before white line was settled by different kinds of apes and all of them were in racial war with rest of continents. For example chimps agains gorilas. No wonder they are trying to forget on those dark times.
Second tabu have origins in the first one and it is called "tabu of no talking about gods". It doesnt mean they are atheists, they believe there are plenty of gods but as they say "we dont worship them, why provoke them more by talking about them".
Why are their gods not worshiped?
Well it looks like racial wars before white line had religious background.
Third tabu is very simple... "ape cant kill ape".
Doctor can you tell us in short something from history of apes from Primus after white line?
Of course. First historicaly known person is Lemonardo Chimpinchi. He is an author of 3 tabus and many scientifical studies. His most known work is Encyclopedia of ape body.
Planet primus is constitution monarchy. Roayal family was elected in year 1 a.w.l. same as first president of united Primus and first united goverment. King's duty is be an supervisor of parliamet and watch over if decisions of parliament arent in clash with any of 3 tabus. King have right to disband goverment and call new elections.
The first president was Aperaham Smilecoln (left) and his very first signed law was abolition of slavery. Riots followed by this act was stoped when king Rodger I (right) aproved Smilecoln's law.
Another great apes was colonel Kitl (left) as creator of modern army of united Primus and Pchiao Bui Lai (right) which invented martial art called "ngono". Every single monkey from Primus is trained in ngono because they believe ngono help to unite thier body and mind.
Oh thats realy interesting. Can you tell us something about their current politics and relationships with the rest of sirius?
Their stances to houses of sirius are very clear. They are totaly neutral to everybody except zoners. 300 years ago president Bananason allowed to zoners build an base at the one of the 4 continents. Zoners brought new technologies and those with origins in kusari also new religion. Buddhists are now 35% of ape population on Primus. Head of buddhists from Primus is apelama.
Curent head of goverment, president Rick Mango (all pictures in line, at left side is latest photography) is known as energic reformer and man of action. But his critics bring back to memory his activities in comunistic organisation "Bananas for all" when he was young (picture in middle). Also zoners criticize him for his agresive politic against growing influence of humans in region.
We are close to the end of program doctor, many viewers are asking about ape celebrities, can you name some most known apes on Primus?
Well to be fair-minded I must say showbusiness isnt strong point of my reaserch but few best knonw names on Primus are retro singer Levis Grasley (left), one of the best paid sportmans in Primus history Paul Geery (middle) or actor in action movies Alvester Tralone (right). And of corse most known persons are members of roayal family, curent king Edgar III and his wife, queen Elis. [color=#c0c0c0]
Thank you for interesting informations doctor, our show is at the end. Our guest was doctor Kurt Berger and we were talking about planet Primus. My name is Paul Slowinski and you are watching CNS.