To: [color=#FFFFFF]The knuckle dragging, brain dead wannabes of the fighter corps. Comm. ID:Commissar Leon Mendel Priority:HIGH Subject:How it is done
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I am often inundated with reports of your utter incompetence, idiocy, and cross-dressing proclivities... I am pleasantly surprised when someone actually rises above the feces encrusted ranks, and actually accomplishes something significant.
We have new High Command Officers, the Ikon of Ikons is building new bridges out to the masses... and there is a coming dawn of a new Coalition... A more powerful Coalition. But that can wait till after you lot are sobre enough to actually understand without drooling on your uniforms.
The CPW-Social Credit has just returned form an extensive Charting Expedition into Gallia, evading the enemy and successfully logging every system, every facility and every jump hole into the ships navigation computer. Accomplishing this without an Officer onboard, merely the expert guidance of Master Chief Byk, many of you will remember him as the bastard that tossed you out of the gunship and into the wilds of JiangXi for your initiation training.
I, by the invested authourity of the Commissariat, promote Master Chief Petty Officer Paweł "Pasha" Byk to the rank of Commander, signing a write of commission for this mustang officer. Showing that you who survived JiangXi, that there is a new breed of Coalitioner, rising from the masses to challenge you.
Congratulate the newly promoted Commander, who will serve as the Commanding Officer of the CPW-Social Credit, that he has so long maintained.