"I'm not afraid of dieing, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"That's not possible."
Standard Response by a developer when you tell him his program has a bug.
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it."
-Agent K, Men In Black
Whenever a man starts thinking with his crotch, things go down the hill, and not the good/naughty way.
Two workmen watched with awe the performance of a huge steam shovel that took up tons of earth in one bite. Said one of them, "If it wasn't for that blasted scoop, five hundred of us might be working with shovels." "Yes," was the reply of the other, "and if it wasn't for shovels, a million of us might be working with spoons." Bits and Pieces periodical, October 1987
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved. Helen Keller
' Wrote: Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved. Helen Keller
Damn right.
"Ever try...Ever fail... try again...fail better" -irish proverb
Take care,
Acid
"Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop." -> H. L. Mencken
"Mortality is only a bad thing when you realize you are either going to die, or when you have wasted it."
Self-quote, random thought, English homework.