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Offline BobMacaroni
05-26-2025, 02:05 AM,
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From: Special Constable Travis Felts, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: Troublemakers in Leeds
Clearance: Sensitive





Good evening.

Ran into a bit of trouble earlier today. Flew a patrol through New London and Leeds, pretty uneventful until an Armed Forces officer showed up. Said he found some Gaians, or something, and that they ran into a field, but he didn't want to venture into the cloud alone. So we went together, and about 15K into the cloud there was some sort of gathering of different criminals, pirates, or whatnot. We were massively outnumbered, so we couldn't do very much in the situation, but I've got their names, and evidence of their active... ehm... distaste toward the Crown.

One of their lot was a poor misguided lass, seems her parents died or something, and holds us responsible for it. Decided to join in with the rabble of pirates, maybe treat her with a little more pity than the rest, if ye catch her. She really seemed to just be lost an' confused with the whole thing. There was another one, though, a mercenary that really didn'ae like us for some reason. That one oughta be brought to Newgate an' straightened out. Really, really didn't like us.

I'll leave the logs below, make sure ta take a good look at their names, they're hardened criminals, the lot of them.

Signing off


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Special Constable Travis Felts | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: TrFelts@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230277 483 |


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[25.05.2025 22:25:19] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Hey there, Forces
[25.05.2025 22:28:28] Chester.Holt: Hello once more! Do hope the patrol is treating you kindly.
[25.05.2025 22:28:47] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Seems like it, at least.
[25.05.2025 22:28:52] Chester.Holt: I just finished a sweep of the system myself, at least on the trade lanes.
[25.05.2025 22:29:06] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: All clear, I would assume?
[25.05.2025 22:29:11] Chester.Holt: Nothing too fishy on the lanes. I did see some contacts fleeing into the west cloud though.
[25.05.2025 22:29:27] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Did you now?
[25.05.2025 22:29:27] Chester.Holt: I elected to use a tactical ruse and sneak up on them using the jumphole!
[25.05.2025 22:29:32] Chester.Holt: Yes indeed.
[25.05.2025 22:29:41] Chester.Holt: The ruse... did not work. I have no idea where they went.
[25.05.2025 22:29:45] Chester.Holt: And so here we are.
[25.05.2025 22:30:06] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Which jumphole?
[25.05.2025 22:30:13] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: From New London?
[25.05.2025 22:30:35] Chester.Holt: Indeed!
[25.05.2025 22:30:56] Chester.Holt: Last I saw were some contacts in the West Leeds Smog Cloud, and those routes, while dangerous, are charted.
[25.05.2025 22:31:08] Chester.Holt: Nothing my valliant steed can't handle though.
[25.05.2025 22:31:16] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Ye think they're hid up in there, then?
[25.05.2025 22:31:32] Chester.Holt: Entirely possible. I did not fully invetigate the cloud itself. Not alone.
[25.05.2025 22:31:51] Chester.Holt: Were you thinking of a patrol?
[25.05.2025 22:31:53] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: I see, and you're looking for a partner to help you's out
[25.05.2025 22:32:07] Chester.Holt: Well, only natural the Forces and Constabulary work together.
[25.05.2025 22:32:17] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Alright, I'll give it a go. Shall we investigate the cloud then?
[25.05.2025 22:32:25] Chester.Holt: By all means
[25.05.2025 22:32:48] Chester.Holt: Last I saw, there were some of those gian raffle about.
[25.05.2025 22:32:56] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Ehm, ye didn't see, well, \too\ many of them at once, right?
[25.05.2025 22:32:57] Chester.Holt: Spouting something off about killing corsairs or something
[25.05.2025 22:33:08] Chester.Holt: Negative, and they seemed to be fleeing anyway
[25.05.2025 22:33:35] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Gaians trying to kill Corsairs?
[25.05.2025 22:33:35] Chester.Holt: This place always gives me the goosebumps. Like a thick fog, can't see three feet in front of the ship.
[25.05.2025 22:33:42] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Something happen I'm not aware of?
[25.05.2025 22:33:48] Chester.Holt: Possibly!
[25.05.2025 22:33:48] Heather.Keane: Fuck!
[25.05.2025 22:33:52] Chester.Holt: I didnt pay much attention though
[25.05.2025 22:33:54] Garou: Now that is interesting.
[25.05.2025 22:33:57] Chester.Holt: Oh what's that?
[25.05.2025 22:33:58] TFP)-Kelly.With: Ah, more contacts.
[25.05.2025 22:33:58] Flora': Oh look, boys in red.
[25.05.2025 22:34:00] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Aye, you-
[25.05.2025 22:34:03] TFP)-Kelly.With: Doubt they've come to join the party.
[25.05.2025 22:34:04] TFP)-Cajun: Crownies on scope coming in!
[25.05.2025 22:34:04] TFP)-Locksmith: Hm.
[25.05.2025 22:34:09] Heather.Keane: What're these doing here!?
[25.05.2025 22:34:14] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Uh, Mister Holt.
[25.05.2025 22:34:27] Chester.Holt: Aye! Well huh, bloody hell.
[25.05.2025 22:34:29] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: ...I think we might have had a misunderstanding of the word "a few"
[25.05.2025 22:34:50] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: When you said there were a few dissidents fleeing into a field...
[25.05.2025 22:34:56] Chester.Holt: There is a bloody lot of contacts on the scanners, yes. That cloud is so thick though, no sense on telling exactly where they
[25.05.2025 22:34:59] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: I didn't think ye meant the whole bloody Bretonian underworld.
[25.05.2025 22:35:01] Chester.Holt: are
[25.05.2025 22:35:05] Heather.Keane: Bretonians! Bugger off!
[25.05.2025 22:35:05] TFP)-Locksmith: Do yourself a favor and run back to New London, two of you.
[25.05.2025 22:35:15] Garou: I wonder how anyone could say the word "dissidents" and imagine they are in the right.
[25.05.2025 22:35:17] TFP)-Kelly.With: Aye, it won't end well for you otherwise.
[25.05.2025 22:35:36] Chester.Holt: Ruffians! Rascals!
[25.05.2025 22:35:42] Heather.Keane: You had everything to do with why I'm here, and nothing to do with the justice that /should/ have been given!
[25.05.2025 22:35:42] Chester.Holt: I used no other surch words
[25.05.2025 22:35:52] TFP)-Cajun: Are these guys seriously calling us rascals?
[25.05.2025 22:36:02] TFP)-Kelly.With: After the shite they've pulled.
[25.05.2025 22:36:02] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: You know, yer probably right, uhh. Holt. You sure we should be getting involved with this?
[25.05.2025 22:36:06] Garou: I am unclear on Bretonia's stance to the Maquis.
[25.05.2025 22:36:15] Chester.Holt: I am not sure of anything, my good fellow.
[25.05.2025 22:36:22] Heather.Keane: You have no right to be here... NO RIGHT I TELL YOU!!!
[25.05.2025 22:36:28] Chester.Holt: ***Mutters*** There seems to be an aweful lot of them out today.
[25.05.2025 22:36:51] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Can't quite make out where they are. They seem to be getting closer though.
[25.05.2025 22:36:59] Chester.Holt: I can hear the comms chatter too, yes.
[25.05.2025 22:37:12] Chester.Holt: Oh there's something moving in the cloud there, look!
[25.05.2025 22:37:14] Heather.Keane: Are you here to gloat?
[25.05.2025 22:37:22] TFP)-Kelly.With: Keane, lass, don't take any fights you can't win.
[25.05.2025 22:37:28] Flora': I think they're here on a routine patrol.
[25.05.2025 22:37:39] Flora': It tends to happen around these parts.
[25.05.2025 22:38:07] Chester.Holt: Indeed, Miss Flora, is it?
[25.05.2025 22:38:08] TFP)-Locksmith: I'd say they came here to die, but... I feel like it's not a good day to end in bloodshed.
[25.05.2025 22:38:17] Flora': Yeah, that's me.
[25.05.2025 22:38:33] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: D'ye know each other, or something?
[25.05.2025 22:38:41] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: High school mates?
[25.05.2025 22:38:43] Heather.Keane: Answer me, damnit!
[25.05.2025 22:38:47] Chester.Holt: All these threats. Pish posh. No need for violence. I wager that may be why you lot are hiding away in a smog cloud in the firs
[25.05.2025 22:38:47] Flora': Goddess, no.
[25.05.2025 22:38:49] Chester.Holt: first place
[25.05.2025 22:38:57] Flora': At least I hope not.
[25.05.2025 22:39:03] Chester.Holt: **Mutters** I think I see weapons fire too in there, officer.
[25.05.2025 22:39:24] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: [mutters back] I can't see anything, t'be honest.
[25.05.2025 22:39:31] Chester.Holt: Negative on my end. Just uh... transponders and all. Flora does tend to be a more feminine name as well.
[25.05.2025 22:39:32] Heather.Keane: Here to frame another crime on an innocent group, "Officer"?
[25.05.2025 22:39:54] TFP)-Locksmith: Threats? I'm not good at coercing. Just speaking from my heart.
[25.05.2025 22:39:58] Chester.Holt: Miss Keane, I must say, I really have no idea what has happened with you. However, I am sure some nice tea and a warm
[25.05.2025 22:40:07] Chester.Holt: discussion may assist in calming the mood.
[25.05.2025 22:40:20] Garou: Oh, you hapless fools.
[25.05.2025 22:40:35] Heather.Keane: You have /everything/ to do with what happened... EVERYTHING!
[25.05.2025 22:40:50] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: [whispers] Oi, whats the matter with the one, seems like someone stubbed their toe, or whatnot.
[25.05.2025 22:41:06] Chester.Holt: Uh, right. Right. **Mutters** Is it just me or... is she a bit of a looney?
[25.05.2025 22:41:22] Chester.Holt: **Never met her before in my life and suddenly I'm the problem.
[25.05.2025 22:41:24] TFP)-Locksmith: Let go. Don't let them into your head.
[25.05.2025 22:41:24] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: [whispers back] Aye maybe a bit of a loony bin yeah...
[25.05.2025 22:41:27] Chester.Holt: Ehem.
[25.05.2025 22:41:39] Heather.Keane: YOU assaulted people who just wanted their freedom, YOU took down them people seeking refuge, seeking a life away from YOU!
[25.05.2025 22:41:59] Garou: Officeurs, you are speaking to an orphan newly-made by your Armed Forces.
[25.05.2025 22:42:05] Heather.Keane: Now, go away!
[25.05.2025 22:42:12] Chester.Holt: Ah. I see.
[25.05.2025 22:42:23] Flora': Right. So that's what this is all about.
[25.05.2025 22:42:34] Chester.Holt: **Mutters** That is a bit of... heavy news there.
[25.05.2025 22:42:36] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Well, I can't say I done it ta her, I just got the job recent.
[25.05.2025 22:42:56] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: I dunno who yaer lookin' for, lady, but it aint us
[25.05.2025 22:43:06] Chester.Holt: You know, if you need help, there are social programs and such that may be able to assist. You do not have to
[25.05.2025 22:43:10] Chester.Holt: run away.
[25.05.2025 22:43:16] Heather.Keane: *anger masked her pain, but there was nothing stopping the semi-muffled choked-back tears that fell*
[25.05.2025 22:43:23] Heather.Keane: YOU KILLED MY MOM!
[25.05.2025 22:43:26] (\^/)Hecubah's.Fury died to Niobium.Star(100%)
[25.05.2025 22:43:31] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Aye, I heard they got some good therapists or whatnot on London
[25.05.2025 22:43:43] Flora': Hm.
[25.05.2025 22:43:50] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Embrun district, I think
[25.05.2025 22:44:01] Chester.Holt: This seems to go a bit... farther than all that. How old are you anyway, lass?
[25.05.2025 22:44:47] Heather.Keane: How old am I?
[25.05.2025 22:45:00] Chester.Holt: If you do not mind me asking.
[25.05.2025 22:45:13] Chester.Holt: You said your parents were... killed, yes?
[25.05.2025 22:45:15] Heather.Keane: Well I do mind! Go AWAY!
[25.05.2025 22:45:52] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: [sighs] Yeah, ye've told us already. Welcome to Bretonia.
[25.05.2025 22:46:01] Chester.Holt: Constable, I have half a mind to try to do something for that poor girl. But uh, she seems to have already decided on where to
[25.05.2025 22:46:02] Chester.Holt: go.
[25.05.2025 22:46:11] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: I'm sorry, luv, but half the Leeds population lost theirs in the recent war.
[25.05.2025 22:46:13] Chester.Holt: And well, I don't think blasting in with guns blazing is the answer here.
[25.05.2025 22:46:14] Heather.Keane: Do /what/?
[25.05.2025 22:46:34] Chester.Holt: To help, my dear. You have been through a tough time, that much is clear.
[25.05.2025 22:46:53] TFP)-Locksmith: You want to help? Leave us in peace.
[25.05.2025 22:47:11] TFP)-Kelly.With: Aye, bugger off and let the poor lass grieve.
[25.05.2025 22:47:11] Heather.Keane: Did your Mom die to the people who promised long ago to protect her?
[25.05.2025 22:47:22] Chester.Holt: I fear what will happen to this girl, left alone in a place like this with... well, no office Miss Flora but with eco terrorist
[25.05.2025 22:47:23] Chester.Holt: s
[25.05.2025 22:47:49] TFP)-Kelly.With: We ain't exactly buddy-buddy with her, to be clear.
[25.05.2025 22:47:55] Chester.Holt: Can't say she did. Died on Leeds, sadly.
[25.05.2025 22:47:58] Flora': What- Why am I catching stays here? I'm the least of a negative influence right now.
[25.05.2025 22:48:11] Chester.Holt: No, I must admit, your influance has been outstanding, Miss Flora.
[25.05.2025 22:48:14] Chester.Holt: When compared, anyway.
[25.05.2025 22:48:16] Flora': Thank you.
[25.05.2025 22:48:46] Heather.Keane: GO AWAY!! Don't need no Law knocking in on my Mom's funeral party...
[25.05.2025 22:49:05] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Well, I don nae who hurt you, miss, but ye don't need ta get angry at some random officers who are workin' their 9-5.
[25.05.2025 22:49:23] Heather.Keane: Far later than 5, I know.
[25.05.2025 22:49:23] TFP)-Locksmith: You call that working?
[25.05.2025 22:49:33] Flora': And these are the funeral attendees, Goddess have mercy on this poor soul...
[25.05.2025 22:49:48] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: More counselling than working, at the moment
[25.05.2025 22:49:59] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Is this a funeral?
[25.05.2025 22:50:02] Garou: I have said little.
[25.05.2025 22:50:06] Chester.Holt: I did not know we had stumbled across a funeral. No. Well, I think that about settles it.
[25.05.2025 22:50:10] TFP)-Kelly.With: Tell me, "officers", is "guilt by association" part of yer so-calledl aws?
[25.05.2025 22:50:16] Heather.Keane: Are you askin' as the law or as yourself?
[25.05.2025 22:50:38] Chester.Holt: Mister With, I cannot say it is. Unless one is part of a uniformed organization, I think it is all handled on a case by case.
[25.05.2025 22:50:42] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: I really could not be bothered, just answer the question miss.
[25.05.2025 22:50:51] TFP)-Kelly.With: Do I sound like a fuckin' man?
[25.05.2025 22:50:52] Chester.Holt: Of course, I belive that Mister Felts here is the authority on such matters.
[25.05.2025 22:50:59] Flora': A little bit.
[25.05.2025 22:51:05] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Aye ye talk right like one.
[25.05.2025 22:51:09] Chester.Holt: Oh parden me, Miss then, or Missus, as you please.
[25.05.2025 22:51:26] TFP)-Kelly.With: Aye, fair enough. Not like the signal's clear in this cloud anyhow.
[25.05.2025 22:51:31] Heather.Keane: Then cause you're so evasive, "Officer", there's no answer for you.
[25.05.2025 22:51:31] TFP)-Locksmith: I'm... I'm impressed with how worse it gets with every word out of their mouths. It certainly takes talent.
[25.05.2025 22:51:42] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: What are we trying to do here Holt, good cop bad cop?
[25.05.2025 22:51:54] TFP)-Kelly.With: Gives you half a shade of an idea why everyone hates the crownies, eh commander?
[25.05.2025 22:52:00] TFP)-Cajun: Yeah, these Bret types sure know how to pick 'em.
[25.05.2025 22:52:03] TFP)-Kelly.With: They're all about this tactful.
[25.05.2025 22:52:12] Chester.Holt: Eh. I have heard enough greaving to know the lass is telling the truth. If it's a funeral, even inf such a rough area, who are
[25.05.2025 22:52:16] TFP)-Locksmith: Indeed it does, Exarch...
[25.05.2025 22:52:17] Chester.Holt: we to intervene?
[25.05.2025 22:52:36] Death: Harpax suffered a self-administered loadout error (Mine).
[25.05.2025 22:52:42] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Aye, I know she's telling the truth, but, to be honest with ye Holt...
[25.05.2025 22:53:00] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Most of the folk I know have the same story. And they're in the Forces.
[25.05.2025 22:53:19] TFP)-Locksmith: I... Have no words.
[25.05.2025 22:53:39] TFP)-Kelly.With: Heather, nobody'll stop ya from what you wish to do, but bear in mind the words of our Gallic friend.
[25.05.2025 22:53:44] Chester.Holt: I think there is a subtle difference between a burried loved one and the act of putting them to rest.
[25.05.2025 22:54:05] Garou: You cannot take back whatever you feel like doing.
[25.05.2025 22:54:06] Chester.Holt: **Whispers** Even if we were to go in there, which, I mean, they arn't exactly robbing the trade lanes now are they?
[25.05.2025 22:54:08] Heather.Keane: They got a whole sixty seconds to decide on their course.
[25.05.2025 22:54:13] Chester.Holt: **Whispers** There sure are a lot of them.
[25.05.2025 22:54:29] Heather.Keane: Are you here as the "Law",
[25.05.2025 22:54:38] Heather.Keane: Or are you here as Real People?
[25.05.2025 22:54:40] TFP)-Cajun: Are you whispering with your broadband on?
[25.05.2025 22:54:55] Chester.Holt: Oh my, did you pick that up?
[25.05.2025 22:54:58] Chester.Holt: Well...
[25.05.2025 22:54:58] TFP)-Kelly.With: Carina ain't sendin' her best.
[25.05.2025 22:55:26] TFP)-Cajun: Thought it was the reception in this cloud first time I heard it...
[25.05.2025 22:55:31] Chester.Holt: We are representitives of the crown. But, also people as well, thank you. And as "The Law" as you call it... well
[25.05.2025 22:55:46] Chester.Holt: I don't think you lot are violating any laws I know of
[25.05.2025 22:55:52] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: To be frank with ye Holt, I don't really think think they're botherin' much with their little gathering in the cloud.
[25.05.2025 22:56:01] Chester.Holt: So that makes this a private gathering of public citizens
[25.05.2025 22:56:11] Chester.Holt: Aye
[25.05.2025 22:56:14] Chester.Holt: Let's leave them to it.
[25.05.2025 22:56:25] Chester.Holt: Ready to head back to Leeds?
[25.05.2025 22:56:42] Garou: Hm. A rather measured approach.
[25.05.2025 22:56:45] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: And we really don't have enough men to challenge the whole flock of them if we wanted to
[25.05.2025 22:56:51] Garou: I wonder if the Gendarmerie could learn from you.
[25.05.2025 22:57:04] TFP)-Locksmith: Took them long enough to figure that out...
[25.05.2025 22:57:05] Chester.Holt: One thing always leads to another.
[25.05.2025 22:57:10] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Uh.
[25.05.2025 22:57:20] Chester.Holt: Oi!
[25.05.2025 22:57:24] TFP)-Cajun: No kidding.
[25.05.2025 22:57:25] Heather.Keane: Another fucking Corsair?
[25.05.2025 22:57:27] TFP)-Kelly.With: Oh hell.
[25.05.2025 22:57:28] Chester.Holt: Oi! Now that's different!
[25.05.2025 22:57:30] DTR-CNS>Mors_Certissima: Another?
[25.05.2025 22:57:31] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Is that
[25.05.2025 22:57:33] TFP)-Kelly.With: Aye that's different.
[25.05.2025 22:57:36] Chester.Holt: Stop right there!
[25.05.2025 22:57:40] Flora': Oh, that's a big one.
[25.05.2025 22:57:44] Heather.Keane: Piss off, scumbag!!!
[25.05.2025 22:57:47] TFP)-Kelly.With: Who's down to relieve a bit of stress?
[25.05.2025 22:57:47] TFP)-Cajun: A big bastard too...
[25.05.2025 22:57:54] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Ehm, are we going to..
[25.05.2025 22:57:56] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Uh
[25.05.2025 22:57:59] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Corsair!
[25.05.2025 22:58:04] DTR-CNS>Mors_Certissima: Si?
[25.05.2025 22:58:05] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: You are under arrest! By the law of Bretonia!
[25.05.2025 22:58:06] Chester.Holt: The hell is this thing doing flying around in Leeds?
[25.05.2025 22:58:14] TFP)-Kelly.With: I think we'd be doin' ourselves a disservice lettin' this one get away.
[25.05.2025 22:58:22] TFP)-Locksmith: It's a big one. Careful
[25.05.2025 22:58:27] Chester.Holt: That's a cruiser!
[25.05.2025 22:58:27] TFP)-Kelly.With: Aye, I see that.
[25.05.2025 22:58:29] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Just, uh, lay do'n yer weapons, and, uh, I think everything... should be fine.
[25.05.2025 22:58:40] Chester.Holt: Good lord I don't have enough firepower to take that on, even with my steed
[25.05.2025 22:58:49] Garou: I wonder if the Gaian would come to its aid.
[25.05.2025 22:58:52] Heather.Keane: You can fucking BURN like your freind should have! Disrespecting a funeral gathering as he did!
[25.05.2025 22:58:54] TFP)-Kelly.With: Need the Legion to show ya how it's done, crownie?
[25.05.2025 22:58:54] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Oh thats a rather big one, isn't it
[25.05.2025 22:59:02] DTR-CNS>Mors_Certissima: A funeral gathering?
[25.05.2025 22:59:25] Heather.Keane: You got ten fucking seconds to make youself scarce.
[25.05.2025 22:59:29] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Are ye thinking what I'm thinking, Holt?
[25.05.2025 22:59:29] DTR-CNS>Mors_Certissima: You seem eager to fight senor Holt.
[25.05.2025 22:59:35] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: It'll be a right gamble, but..
[25.05.2025 22:59:39] Chester.Holt: I mean, this seems to be....
[25.05.2025 22:59:41] Chester.Holt: A bit much
[25.05.2025 22:59:46] Chester.Holt: But I am a gambler
[25.05.2025 22:59:47] TFP)-Kelly.With: God, if that ship isn't bloody ugly.
[25.05.2025 22:59:48] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: We could take some of them out while they're distracted fightin' the Corsair
[25.05.2025 22:59:58] Garou: This is not my home. I am uncertain if it is even right for me to intervene.
[25.05.2025 23:00:03] Heather.Keane: Senor? what does /that/ even mean?
[25.05.2025 23:00:11] Chester.Holt: To be honest with you, I'm more concerned about the damn battlecruiser in crown space
[25.05.2025 23:00:31] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: What are we gonna do about it
[25.05.2025 23:00:36] Flora': It means 'mister'. Like, senor With means mister With.
[25.05.2025 23:00:40] Chester.Holt: Take it down of course
[25.05.2025 23:00:42] Heather.Keane: MISTER???
[25.05.2025 23:00:45] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: [chuckles]
[25.05.2025 23:00:49] TFP)-Kelly.With: Legionnaires.
[25.05.2025 23:00:51] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: The two of us?
[25.05.2025 23:00:54] TFP)-Kelly.With: Who's feeling rowdy?
[25.05.2025 23:00:56] Heather.Keane: DO YOU CORSAIRS KNOW WHAT A GIRL EVEN SOUNDS LIKE!?!!
[25.05.2025 23:00:58] Chester.Holt: Why not?
[25.05.2025 23:01:11] DTR-CNS>Mors_Certissima: So it will be, Holt.
[25.05.2025 23:01:13] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Seems like they're jumping the gun
[25.05.2025 23:01:18] DTR-CNS>Mors_Certissima: When I'm done with you there won't be anything left to ID, cabron.
[25.05.2025 23:01:22] TFP)-Locksmith: That corsair was sure smarter than those crownies, at least.
[25.05.2025 23:01:23] TFP)-Cajun: I volunteer for rowdiness.
[25.05.2025 23:01:24] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Well, it's now or never, if ye want to take them out
[25.05.2025 23:01:31] TFP)-Kelly.With: One volunteer!
[25.05.2025 23:01:40] TFP)-Locksmith: Didn't had to tell them twice to leave.
[25.05.2025 23:01:42] Garou: Rather brave of the Bretonian.
[25.05.2025 23:01:52] Chester.Holt: goodness
[25.05.2025 23:02:16] Suntiger-7: You're on sys-comms buddy.
[25.05.2025 23:02:41] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: You're not winning that one, Holt. As much as I hate ot admit it
[25.05.2025 23:02:59] TFP)-Kelly.With: Alright then, lads.
[25.05.2025 23:03:07] TFP)-Kelly.With: Who wants to get some justice?
[25.05.2025 23:03:07] Heather.Keane: I HOPE YOUR HAIR FALLS OUT YOU FAT BASTARD!
[25.05.2025 23:03:14] TFP)-Locksmith: Sigh... Does it have to be this way?
[25.05.2025 23:03:29] TFP)-Kelly.With: Yes.
[25.05.2025 23:03:32] TFP)-Cajun: Let's smash this big ole' monster!
[25.05.2025 23:03:41] Heather.Keane: FOR MY MOTHER, YOU DOG!
[25.05.2025 23:03:48] DTR-CNS>Mors_Certissima: When I'm done with you there won't be anything left to ID, cabrona.
[25.05.2025 23:03:48] TFP)-Locksmith: Fine... It's your show.
[25.05.2025 23:03:55] Chester.Holt: That darned rascal has it out for me! A corsair cruiser, in crown space no less. Have at you!
[25.05.2025 23:04:02] TFP)-Locksmith: Coming to support.
[25.05.2025 23:04:05] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Ugh, I hope the Corsair takes out at least one of them.
[25.05.2025 23:04:06] Flora': Still system-wide, Holt.
[25.05.2025 23:04:21] Suntiger-7: One of those, huh? Where's he at?
[25.05.2025 23:04:46] Garou: You will find it near Halifax Freeport.
[25.05.2025 23:05:00] Chester.Holt: C/D 6 on the standard nav charts. It's a bit of a... furball it seems
[25.05.2025 23:05:06] Suntiger-7: I like it that way, friend.
[25.05.2025 23:05:26] Chester.Holt: Never suspected this. Hah! What a fight
[25.05.2025 23:05:31] Chester.Holt: And what friends
[25.05.2025 23:06:08] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Oi, don't help them
[25.05.2025 23:06:16] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Hold yer fire. If they get taken out thats good for us
[25.05.2025 23:06:38] Chester.Holt: Sorry officer, but this big one attacked me first. They are helping me, hah!
[25.05.2025 23:06:47] Suntiger-7: Great, savage and freaks in tow.
[25.05.2025 23:06:53] Suntiger-7: Ah well.
[25.05.2025 23:06:53] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: That Corsair is helping us more than they are, lad.
[25.05.2025 23:06:57] Suntiger-7: Dublin only pays for one.
[25.05.2025 23:07:01] Flora': Not the greatest of companies, yeah.
[25.05.2025 23:07:02] Suntiger-7: Painting him.
[25.05.2025 23:07:10] TFP)-Kelly.With: Keep going, good work so far!
[25.05.2025 23:07:11] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: You're getting engaged, bud!
[25.05.2025 23:07:22] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Scratch that. False alarm.
[25.05.2025 23:08:23] TFP)-Kelly.With: Top one now.
[25.05.2025 23:08:24] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Yer wasting yer fire, Holt.
[25.05.2025 23:08:59] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Let the pirates lose their credits patching their ships.
[25.05.2025 23:09:21] Chester.Holt: I hear you, but, alas, I'm of a different mind
[25.05.2025 23:10:04] TFP)-Kelly.With: YEAH!
[25.05.2025 23:10:13] Suntiger-7: No need to be loud about it.
[25.05.2025 23:10:18] Garou: I am surprised the crew does not surrender.
[25.05.2025 23:10:40] Heather.Keane: BURN BITCH, BURN!!!
[25.05.2025 23:10:42] Suntiger-7: Surrender? I'd kill him anyway.
[25.05.2025 23:10:46] TFP)-Kelly.With: Feel ALIVE, Suntiger!
[25.05.2025 23:10:47] DTR-CNS>Mors_Certissima's crew met their end thanks to Heather.Keane(46%)
[25.05.2025 23:10:47] Assisted by: TFP)-Kelly.With(26%), TFP)-Locksmith(8%)
[25.05.2025 23:10:49] Heather.Keane: FUCK YOU!
[25.05.2025 23:10:49] TFP)-Kelly.With: Blood for blood.
[25.05.2025 23:11:00] TFP)-Locksmith: Well. I suppose that's done.
[25.05.2025 23:11:01] Suntiger-7: I still see targets.
[25.05.2025 23:11:04] Chester.Holt: Well. Can't say that was on my bingo card for today.
[25.05.2025 23:11:14] Heather.Keane: *she pants heavily, anger slowly dying down*
[25.05.2025 23:11:20] Suntiger-7: Look at /you/
[25.05.2025 23:11:23] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Hm..
[25.05.2025 23:11:25] Suntiger-7: All proud and proper, I imagine.
[25.05.2025 23:11:36] Heather.Keane: For my Mother...
[25.05.2025 23:11:42] Chester.Holt: On a differant day, you would be right.
[25.05.2025 23:11:43] Chester.Holt: But
[25.05.2025 23:11:46] Heather.Keane: Corsair scumbag..
[25.05.2025 23:11:50] Flora': Suntiger, I think you should leave the redcoats alone. The battlecruiser was enough of a lightshow, no?
[25.05.2025 23:11:52] Chester.Holt: This is not a normal day, I wager. We were just about out of here anyway
[25.05.2025 23:11:54] TFP)-Locksmith: Hm... I do enjoy a good fight. Just hoped to avoid one today.
[25.05.2025 23:11:57] Suntiger-7: Two of them, one of me.
[25.05.2025 23:11:58] Suntiger-7: I wonder.
[25.05.2025 23:12:04] Chester.Holt: None, for today
[25.05.2025 23:12:11] Chester.Holt: Come on, let's leave these people in peace.
[25.05.2025 23:12:16] TFP)-Kelly.With: How's that feel, Heather?
[25.05.2025 23:12:19] Heather.Keane: Good.
[25.05.2025 23:12:21] Garou: Difficult to reason with a mercenary.
[25.05.2025 23:12:23] Heather.Keane: More than good.
[25.05.2025 23:12:27] Flora': Yeah.
[25.05.2025 23:12:29] TFP)-Kelly.With: Attagirl.
[25.05.2025 23:12:40] Suntiger-7: Your friend's gone.
[25.05.2025 23:12:42] Suntiger-7: Just leaves you.
[25.05.2025 23:12:43] Chester.Holt: Oi Travis, you seem to be in some trouble
[25.05.2025 23:12:46] Suntiger-7: Shame how that works.
[25.05.2025 23:13:01] Chester.Holt: Alas, that isn't how it works. But I ask you, respectfully, to let us part ways as we were before
[25.05.2025 23:13:02] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Bugger off, Freelancer.
[25.05.2025 23:13:06] Heather.Keane: They were good enough to be nice and leave us to our gathering, 'Tiger.
[25.05.2025 23:13:07] Chester.Holt: We may have united for a common cause there
[25.05.2025 23:13:13] Chester.Holt: But now it's time to go
[25.05.2025 23:13:18] Suntiger-7: But not good enough to leave Dublin alone, yeah?
[25.05.2025 23:13:26] Suntiger-7: Not good enough to take their jackboot off Canaria's throat?
[25.05.2025 23:13:28] Chester.Holt: We are not here for Dublin today, my friend
[25.05.2025 23:13:30] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Where are we heading?
[25.05.2025 23:13:35] Chester.Holt: Leeds
[25.05.2025 23:13:43] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Right. I'll follow your six.
[25.05.2025 23:13:50] Suntiger-7: You'll be engine oil soon enough.
[25.05.2025 23:13:56] Suntiger-7: Day for every law dog.
[25.05.2025 23:14:02] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: I'll remember your name, Freelancer.
[25.05.2025 23:14:03] Chester.Holt: **Whispers** That... was a close one. Can't say I've seen death twice in one day
[25.05.2025 23:14:24] Chester.Holt: That was one for the history books though
[25.05.2025 23:14:31] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Holt. Stop.
[25.05.2025 23:14:36] Chester.Holt: United against a pirate cruiser, I'm all for.
[25.05.2025 23:14:46] Chester.Holt: But against all that??
[25.05.2025 23:14:48] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: [angrily] What's the matter with you?
[25.05.2025 23:14:52] Chester.Holt: They had blood in their eyes for you
[25.05.2025 23:15:01] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Look at me. Look at me.
[25.05.2025 23:15:03] Chester.Holt: Switching the local comms.
[25.05.2025 23:15:10] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: What's your deal, man?
[25.05.2025 23:15:25] Chester.Holt: Look at you? Look at me. Here's the dear. I am a member of the Bretonian armed forces, and we encountered a hostile
[25.05.2025 23:15:29] Chester.Holt: Warship in crown space.
[25.05.2025 23:15:49] Chester.Holt: My top priority is the integrity of our country, and the safety of it's people
[25.05.2025 23:15:54] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Those pirates were going to nuke it whether you shot a couple rounds or not.
[25.05.2025 23:15:55] Chester.Holt: Who knows why that thing was here
[25.05.2025 23:16:13] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: If you didn't step up one of them might have even got their hull blasted in two.
[25.05.2025 23:16:21] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: We could have picked off the rest.
[25.05.2025 23:16:29] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: That Freelancer would have no clue where we were.
[25.05.2025 23:16:46] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Those. [he drops his voice to a harsh whisper] Are not our friends.
[25.05.2025 23:16:52] Chester.Holt: I feel like we already decided to leave them alone. And it was better to have them united than risk them opening up on us too.
[25.05.2025 23:17:08] Chester.Holt: Perhaps not. But they were Britonians today.
[25.05.2025 23:17:12] Death: smenen was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[25.05.2025 23:17:15] Chester.Holt: Except that one. Yikes. He really wanted you.
[25.05.2025 23:17:17] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: They weren't Bretonians today and they never will be.
[25.05.2025 23:17:30] Chester.Holt: Perhaps we can agree to disagree on that, Officer Felts.
[25.05.2025 23:17:49] Chester.Holt: I did my duty. I understand yours is more nuanced and involves investigations and constabulary.
[25.05.2025 23:17:54] Chester.Holt: Here.
[25.05.2025 23:17:54] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Those are vicious little gnats that would tear you up if we didn't turn coat and burn out of there as fast as we could.
[25.05.2025 23:18:02] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Did you hear that Freelancer?
[25.05.2025 23:18:08] Chester.Holt: Oh, I can agree with that. They had blood in their eyes looking at you
[25.05.2025 23:18:16] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: And you gave him our location, all willy-nilly?
[25.05.2025 23:18:27] Chester.Holt: Well there were three options, you see, Officer.
[25.05.2025 23:18:37] Chester.Holt: either he was with the corsair, with the pirates, or with us
[25.05.2025 23:18:46] Chester.Holt: In cases one and two, they would have them the location anyway
[25.05.2025 23:19:01] Chester.Holt: In case three, an ally, they needed to be sent the location by us.
[25.05.2025 23:19:05] Chester.Holt: I was hoping for a BAF member.
[25.05.2025 23:19:14] Chester.Holt: But uh, admittedly what we got was... not so noble.
[25.05.2025 23:19:19] Chester.Holt: Bad luck
[25.05.2025 23:19:24] Chester.Holt: but I try to stack the odds in our favor
[25.05.2025 23:20:16] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: [sighs]
[25.05.2025 23:20:23] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Look.
[25.05.2025 23:21:02] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: I get you were trying your best, and really, thank you for bringing me along, and standing with me.
[25.05.2025 23:21:21] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: But, you have to realize that... Bretonia isn't safe anymore.
[25.05.2025 23:21:32] Chester.Holt: Officer, that's why I enlisted.
[25.05.2025 23:21:41] Chester.Holt: I think it's time for a beer or three.
[25.05.2025 23:21:48] Chester.Holt: Drinks are, assuredly, on me today.
[25.05.2025 23:22:03] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: [sighs] Aye... thank you mate.
[25.05.2025 23:22:13] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Also, one last thing...
[25.05.2025 23:22:26] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Ye can drop the "officer". Just call me Travis.
[25.05.2025 23:22:41] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: I'm quite sure ye outrank me regardless.
[25.05.2025 23:22:43] Chester.Holt: Chester. Pleased to have you on the wing today, Travis.
[25.05.2025 23:22:57] Chester.Holt: Hah! We have seperate chains of command. Don't sorry.
[25.05.2025 23:23:01] Chester.Holt: worry, even
[25.05.2025 23:23:22] Chester.Holt: Okay, I'm going to dock and repair this bucket. It has many new speed holes in it.
[25.05.2025 23:23:39] Chester.Holt: Travis, I will look for you around these parts. If I see you again, I'll happily join for another patrol.
[25.05.2025 23:24:09] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Aye, same goes for myself.
[25.05.2025 23:24:14] Chester.Holt: Good lad
[25.05.2025 23:24:21] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: I'll keep an eye out. Hopefully we can see each other again before Dublin gets... hot.
[25.05.2025 23:24:25] Chester.Holt: Until next time!
[25.05.2025 23:24:28] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Stay safe out there, alright?
[25.05.2025 23:24:29] Chester.Holt: Oh I am sure we will meet again
[25.05.2025 23:24:36] Chester.Holt: you as well.
[25.05.2025 23:24:40] CDI)SC-Travis.Felts: Good lad...
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05-27-2025, 12:55 PM, (This post was last modified: 06-16-2025, 09:50 PM by Big Bison Bessie.)
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From: Special Sergeant Jacky Montgomery, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: MAY 27, 835 Report
Clearance: SENSITIVE





Well I want to say that the patrol I was tasked with the other day went amazingly well. Nothing weird happened at all, in fact it was so normal I didn't record any of it because I didn't want to bore you guys because that's how normal and uneventful it was. I totally did not run into a bunch of wanted terrorists that wanted to kidnap me and make me their mascot, that'd be ridiculous.

What do you mean Kevin already pulled the flight recorder?!
Jesus Christ, I swea

girl stop leaving your computer unattended and unlocked at your desk you should know better by now, also fuck you for magnetizing the datadrives those things are expensive to replace i am gonna be taking this out of your bagel budget
-xoxo kevin

Yours sincerely


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Special Sergeant Jacky Montgomery | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: j-eddm@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 444 |


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06-01-2025, 12:28 AM, (This post was last modified: 06-06-2025, 09:20 PM by Guthixibis.)
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From: Special Constable Cecil Mintington, MD, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: Zoners, Robots, and Dead Badgers
Clearance: SENSITIVE





I will preclude the preceding events of the day for the sake of brevity, save for the fact that Constable Goose has a severe case of lockjaw and has been prescribed the appropriate tonics and vitamins.

The main purpose of this bulletin is to report an incident involving an autonomous vessel in the Nottingham system (formerly Omega-3). The vessel approached myself, Special Constable Herbert Goose, and Sergeants Alfie Howard and Sian Breacon near the wreckage of the Gwent. The following observations were made:
  • The vessel does not take the standard Sirian Credit Chips, instead relying on barter and base piracy
  • The vessel demonstrated an ability to disrupt the sirens of our vessels after we employed a textbook crowd control tactic to ward the autonomous unit away
  • The vessel demonstrated an ability to disrupt the systems of my own ship, presumably after a certain Kevin failed to update the security software
  • The vessel will attempt to obtain cargo through piracy
  • The vessel is rude in a way which is criminally punishable under Her Majesty's legal codex

After the autonomous vessel attempted to pirate me, presumably for the wreckage and pilots of pirate vessels which we were transporting to Parkhurst, I lost control of my own ship. I was forced to vent the oxygen of my vessel in an attempt to evade my pursuer. Consequently, the remaining convicts were unable to sustain life and were disposed of.

A passing Zoner vessel by the callsign Therapy came to my aid and towed me to Parkhurst, where I was informed that Sergeant Alfie Howard was downed in the hostilities. I am recommending that the captain of this vessel be awarded speeding immunity for one (1) day of their choosing commended for their swift action and given a firm handshake by the nearest ranking constable. I will administer the appropriate health screenings to Sergeant Howard in approximately three (3) months, in accordance with the waitlist. I will, of course, also be prescribing myself a modest treatment of morphine in the interim for my pain and suffering.

Yours sincerely


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[31.05.2025 21:55:59] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Goose, got your updated papers here
[31.05.2025 21:56:04] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Oi folks, look!
[31.05.2025 21:56:12] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Scanners picking up an AIEC[31.05.2025 21:56:16] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Whatever the firk that is
[31.05.2025 21:56:45] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Aren't those things, like... illegal?
[31.05.2025 21:56:53] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Are they? AIECs?
[31.05.2025 21:57:04] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: *Sniff* Nah mate, it's aright.
[31.05.2025 21:57:04] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: I dunno, I got told we were supposed to turn em over to BIS or something
[31.05.2025 21:57:18] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: "Rogue software updates" or something
[31.05.2025 21:57:20] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Quick lads! Sirens! Maybe the acoustic's will dazzle and enchant it
[31.05.2025 21:57:37] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Bloody hell, it's a big one too
[31.05.2025 21:57:41] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: oi oi!
[31.05.2025 21:57:45] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Er, doesn't the situation call for a pre-engagement charge to ward off the enemy?
[31.05.2025 21:57:45] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: What have we here then?
[31.05.2025 21:57:50] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Goose, get out here!
[31.05.2025 21:58:11] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Now, do you have a license for those big, massive cannons you're pointing at me honey?
[31.05.2025 21:58:31] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: Threat level - minimal :::]
[31.05.2025 21:58:37] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Oh WOW
[31.05.2025 21:58:38] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Well, that's bleedin' rude
[31.05.2025 21:58:40] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Rude much!
[31.05.2025 21:58:48] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi, machiney thing.
[31.05.2025 21:58:58] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: oi, hope you got mechanical ears. Coz they gonna blled
[31.05.2025 21:58:58] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Do. You. Take. Badgers?
[31.05.2025 21:59:24] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: Illogical statement :::]
[31.05.2025 21:59:25] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Ya'know... orange is a rogue colour to pick
[31.05.2025 21:59:34] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: If you're trying t'come off menacing, ya'managing it
[31.05.2025 21:59:36] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Blimey, that is rude.
[31.05.2025 21:59:46] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Look lads. This machine is rude as anything
[31.05.2025 21:59:52] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Just to be on the safe side, make sure t' target the engines.
[31.05.2025 21:59:53] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Impolite, even.
[31.05.2025 22:00:18] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Wonder if we'd get a bonus from BIS if we brought this thing in for questioning...
[31.05.2025 22:00:24] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Ain't 'er majesty got something about being impolite to officers on the books?
[31.05.2025 22:00:24] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Drat. Seems immune to our sonic weapo- I mean sirens.
[31.05.2025 22:00:24] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: And not made out of fine bretonian steel anyway.....
[31.05.2025 22:00:36] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Ah, you know I bet they'd think us heroes
[31.05.2025 22:00:38] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: What a waste of minerals.
[31.05.2025 22:00:46] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: Humans ... all the same :::]
[31.05.2025 22:00:52] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi! Don't compare me to goose!
[31.05.2025 22:00:57] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Woah! Speciest!
[31.05.2025 22:01:00] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: I ain't got rust in me blood!
[31.05.2025 22:01:02] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Yeah, Doc's academical.
[31.05.2025 22:01:40] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Look. It's loitering now and all.
[31.05.2025 22:01:50] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Malingering, even.
[31.05.2025 22:01:55] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Would serve ya well, i even got that nice squeking in my arms when i move.
[31.05.2025 22:01:58] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Trespassin'.
[31.05.2025 22:02:12] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: mmmhmmm. downright mischevious it is
[31.05.2025 22:02:12] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: ...I wonder if robots use money?
[31.05.2025 22:02:18] EC]-Unit-9467F: [A sudden IMP signal disables their sirens.]
[31.05.2025 22:02:22] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: WOAH!
[31.05.2025 22:02:27] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Electronic warfare!
[31.05.2025 22:02:29] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi, you take credit cards?
[31.05.2025 22:02:40] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: Negative :::]
[31.05.2025 22:02:47] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Do you -have- a credit card?
[31.05.2025 22:02:50] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: It takes hard currency, how primitive.
[31.05.2025 22:02:51] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: What like the ATM we have at the office ?
[31.05.2025 22:02:58] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: It's got a bad credit rating I bet
[31.05.2025 22:03:08] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: If I was Interspace, I wouldn't lend to em.
[31.05.2025 22:03:18] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: That thing took my cretid card yesterday and woint give it back.
[31.05.2025 22:03:20] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: I mean, it doesn't scream "reliability" and "long term ivnestment" does it?
[31.05.2025 22:03:32] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: 'Credit' - such a useless 'possession' :::]
[31.05.2025 22:03:47] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: It's insultin' our time honored traditions!
[31.05.2025 22:03:54] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Dunno 'bout that. Without credit... I ain't eating
[31.05.2025 22:04:15] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: 'I' do not need - humans' primitive needs :::]
[31.05.2025 22:04:26] DTR-CNS>Javier_Del_Sol perished at |\H/|~Goivueks.th98's hands(38%)
[31.05.2025 22:04:26] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Oh, now it's calling us monkeys.
[31.05.2025 22:04:27] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: No, you've primitive! You don't take credit chips!
[31.05.2025 22:04:38] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: What are we, zoners?
[31.05.2025 22:05:02] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: 'Amusing' primitive beings :::]
[31.05.2025 22:05:05] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Look at these shoddy welding lines..... even a five year old from carlisle can do better
[31.05.2025 22:05:16] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Right. So, what we doing with this thing? Ticket?
[31.05.2025 22:05:25] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Bet they dont even use welding rods..
[31.05.2025 22:05:33] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Impound!
[31.05.2025 22:05:38] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: I was going to make it pay a rudeness tax, but I'm not sure how that works without a credit card...
[31.05.2025 22:05:44] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Just wacked together with no rime or reason....
[31.05.2025 22:05:56] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: Confirmed - primitive to the 'root' :::]
[31.05.2025 22:06:02] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: *gasp*
[31.05.2025 22:06:05] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: You leave me root out o' this, robot.
[31.05.2025 22:06:09] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: It's calling us root vegetables!
[31.05.2025 22:06:14] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Disgusting!
[31.05.2025 22:06:18] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: outrageous!
[31.05.2025 22:06:23] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Impalatable!
[31.05.2025 22:06:30] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Oi, he's running!
[31.05.2025 22:07:18] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Robot, I demand you sign up for a zero-checks Bank of Liberty credit card, so you can pay us a $40k rudeness tax!
[31.05.2025 22:07:29] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: *snorts a laugh*
[31.05.2025 22:07:38] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: Scans - suggest vessel 'SC-C.Mintington.MD' - has valuable resources :::]
[31.05.2025 22:07:45] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: The APR is pretty reasonable, to be fair.
[31.05.2025 22:07:50] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: What? Don't you look at me!
[31.05.2025 22:08:01] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: I think it fancies you Minty
[31.05.2025 22:08:01] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Well, see, if you had a credit card you could pay for em. Now look who's primitive.
[31.05.2025 22:08:21] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: Who asked - 'I' will pay ? :::]
[31.05.2025 22:08:27] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: He asked!
[31.05.2025 22:08:38] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Alfie asked! Look at him!
[31.05.2025 22:08:47] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Well, if you want Doc's "resources" and you ain't payin, I don't rate your odds.
[31.05.2025 22:09:09] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Go on though, it'd be fun... ah, I see why Grace desked me now.
[31.05.2025 22:09:30] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Can we even smelt that heap of junk inot something usefull ?
[31.05.2025 22:09:35] EC]-Unit-9467F: [An attempt to hack the consol is ongoing and it is not a hacker's origin.]
[31.05.2025 22:09:54] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi, Kevin's let some kind of gaian trite into me computer!
[31.05.2025 22:10:20] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Told ya this rat cant be trusted.
[31.05.2025 22:10:22] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Ain't got controls here
[31.05.2025 22:10:31] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: That why i do me own repairs.
[31.05.2025 22:10:38] DTR-CNS>Imperio_Bombart got divebombed by (C~IW-Lagamar(85%)
[31.05.2025 22:10:40] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Ah bloody hell. I'll nudge ya
[31.05.2025 22:10:49] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi, got souls on board
[31.05.2025 22:10:54] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Mine most notably!
[31.05.2025 22:10:58] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: *laughs*
[31.05.2025 22:11:01] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Spaceball anyone?
[31.05.2025 22:11:08] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: If you handle - resource 'I' judge worthy nothing will be done :::]
[31.05.2025 22:11:10] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: I can still loose the mines, Breacon!
[31.05.2025 22:11:21] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: *gasps* you wouldn't
[31.05.2025 22:11:23] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Bump`ere over ere, lad !
[31.05.2025 22:11:24] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: I reckon this robot thinks it's robbin' us?
[31.05.2025 22:11:25] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: bloody hell!
[31.05.2025 22:11:33] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Sounds like it Alf
[31.05.2025 22:11:35] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Shots fired! Officer under assault!
[31.05.2025 22:11:52] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Who shot?!
[31.05.2025 22:11:53] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Come on Doc, sort it out. Reboot the system or whatever.
[31.05.2025 22:12:09] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: Hand 'Military Salvage' - and the vessel will be spared :::]
[31.05.2025 22:12:19] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: A'right, it's threatening us now
[31.05.2025 22:12:20] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Just whack it hard`nuff. It`ll do .
[31.05.2025 22:12:27] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi, you think I can keep a gun on the prisoners and sort it out with the lads just tossin' me about?
[31.05.2025 22:12:31] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Doc, this is a wee bit more serious now. How's that lookin'?
[31.05.2025 22:12:37] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Turn it off n'on Minty!
[31.05.2025 22:13:05] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: 'I' will not repeat - initiating warning shot :::]
[31.05.2025 22:13:10] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: WOAH!
[31.05.2025 22:13:11] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Ain't respondin'!
[31.05.2025 22:13:13] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Bloody NORA
[31.05.2025 22:13:18] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Alright, so if this goes hot, we need to tag team it and aim for the engines.
[31.05.2025 22:13:26] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Rightyo
[31.05.2025 22:13:27] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Go evasive when you're targetted, aye?
[31.05.2025 22:13:32] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Roger doger
[31.05.2025 22:13:36] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Minty....
[31.05.2025 22:13:42] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Best I can do is thrusters!
[31.05.2025 22:13:45] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: It's going to kill you! Reboot ya'bloody gillet
[31.05.2025 22:13:51] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Doc, you best get clear...
[31.05.2025 22:14:05] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Machine, you're ordered to stand down immediately.
[31.05.2025 22:14:09] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: We ain't pissin' about now.
[31.05.2025 22:14:15] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: We will use lethal force if you follow the freighter.
[31.05.2025 22:14:28] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Well so much for that order..........
[31.05.2025 22:14:32] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: Not complying - fatal error - warning was clear :::]
[31.05.2025 22:14:36] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Could you lot really not have aimed me into the field at least?
[31.05.2025 22:14:42] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Righty... let's dance. hope ya'brought ya tap shoes
[31.05.2025 22:14:45] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Fuckin' ell. Alright, here we go...
[31.05.2025 22:14:55] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: It's going hostile.
[31.05.2025 22:15:20] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: Nuisible vessels - targetting :::]
[31.05.2025 22:15:22] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: See thats why i dont trust me toaster at home. Always looking to getcha.
[31.05.2025 22:19:48] (=)"Civil:Servant": Hmm.
[31.05.2025 22:20:38] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: it called us monkeys!!!
[31.05.2025 22:21:15] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi, lads, everythin' alright?
[31.05.2025 22:21:32] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: obviously not
[31.05.2025 22:22:01] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: it fired on our mate!
[31.05.2025 22:22:36] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Just, er... twiddlin' me thumbs 'ere... Waitin' fer a rescue...
[31.05.2025 22:23:27] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: welkl it did mate
[31.05.2025 22:24:39] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: oh jog on already
[31.05.2025 22:25:44] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Ah, Mister know it all over here.
[31.05.2025 22:26:01] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: We don't get paid enough for this Goose
[31.05.2025 22:26:09] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Uh, Sergeant? Everythin' alright?
[31.05.2025 22:26:15] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: You don't?
[31.05.2025 22:26:21] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: You robbed you... oh bloody nora
[31.05.2025 22:26:34] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: *roll eyes*
[31.05.2025 22:27:04] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Nice that everyone's got they're toger out and comparing, ey?
[31.05.2025 22:27:55] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi! Zoner! Up 'ere!
[31.05.2025 22:28:02] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Could use a hand!
[31.05.2025 22:28:04] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: You demanded something, shot an officer for it.
[31.05.2025 22:28:16] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: you've killed an officer. Suggest ya'bloody scram.
[31.05.2025 22:28:17] Therapy: Oh aye
[31.05.2025 22:28:36] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Goose, ya'got that number written down for the Navy somewhere?
[31.05.2025 22:29:07] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: *scrambling around the cockpit* I ur... bloody hell where did I put it
[31.05.2025 22:29:17] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi, yeah, c'mere!
[31.05.2025 22:29:33] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: You gots'um jumpers mate? Could use a hand!
[31.05.2025 22:30:29] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Blimey, yer a lifesaver.
[31.05.2025 22:30:40] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Me power's out and I aint got controls, oxy's low too.
[31.05.2025 22:31:02] Therapy: SO what you needing officer?
[31.05.2025 22:31:18] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: The Queen's steel, ain't it.
[31.05.2025 22:31:34] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: You give me a tow back to Parkhurst, and I'll make sure everyone knows what you did, honest!
[31.05.2025 22:32:02] Therapy: Could do aye, jump on skip
[31.05.2025 22:32:36] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Aye, cable's should be engaged, just leave me in orbit of sprague and we're square.
[31.05.2025 22:33:19] Therapy: Not that far away, could haul you right to Parkhurst
[31.05.2025 22:33:29] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Aye, yer a lifesaver
[31.05.2025 22:34:20] EC]-Unit-9467F: [::: 'I' correct you - It is 'Novak' :::]
[31.05.2025 22:34:53] (=)"Civil:Servant": *He hits the side of his helmet jawline.*
[31.05.2025 22:34:55] Therapy: Give me a list, i'll see what i can bring you in.
[31.05.2025 22:34:57] (=)"Civil:Servant": Strange, sorry.
[31.05.2025 22:34:59] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi, thanks mate, I'll make sure the rest of us know.
[31.05.2025 22:35:08] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: All good, you really saved me knackers mate
[31.05.2025 22:35:23] (=)"Civil:Servant": I don't think they're worthless anyhow.
[31.05.2025 22:35:40] (=)"Civil:Servant": Probably just an overwhelmingly /shit/ situation of most of them.
[31.05.2025 22:36:39] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Ya'take care ok?
[31.05.2025 22:36:40] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Now how do we find out his address.
[31.05.2025 22:36:44] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Thanks zoner, we're all good.
[31.05.2025 22:37:01] Therapy: Ok, you sure you ok now chief?
[31.05.2025 22:37:04] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Those tickets need sending.
[31.05.2025 22:37:16] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi, one of you nonces get over here before I start having abandonment issues!
[31.05.2025 22:37:26] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: I've... no idea. One of them was bunschuc transponder wasn't it? Try rheinland.
[31.05.2025 22:37:56] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Where's Alfie?
[31.05.2025 22:38:02] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: You of all people ? Arnt ye a bit dramatic ?
[31.05.2025 22:38:32] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Oi, I just had to flush out seven dead bodies. And I ain't got no smokes or booze, or vitamins.
[31.05.2025 22:38:47] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Want yer rock back ?
[31.05.2025 22:38:47] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Alfie got splashed... I've got him onboard. Going to drop him off at HQ
[31.05.2025 22:39:01] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Its friendshaped if that helps ?
[31.05.2025 22:39:15] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Yeah, fine. As long as there's whiskey too.
[31.05.2025 22:39:24] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: What the hell 'appened?
[31.05.2025 22:39:47] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Bloody robot shot it down, didn't it
[31.05.2025 22:40:02] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Obviously
[31.05.2025 22:40:03] CDI)Sgt-Sian.Breacon: Anywya, take care you two! See ya round!
[31.05.2025 22:40:51] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: Give me a hand with the ship repairs later, aye? Ain't letting /Kevin/ touch this thing after all that.
[31.05.2025 22:41:04] Therapy: All the best cpt's.
[31.05.2025 22:41:44] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Can do that. But i`m just a welder and furnace worker at heart, so dont expect wonders.
[31.05.2025 22:41:56] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: As long as it flies, simple as, yeah?
[31.05.2025 22:42:15] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: If I owe ya more later, then so be it.
[31.05.2025 22:42:31] CDI)SC-C.Mintington.MD: I'm heading in before I suffocate.
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06-06-2025, 09:34 PM, (This post was last modified: 06-07-2025, 03:22 AM by Guthixibis.)
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From: Special Constable Cecil Mintington, MD, CDI.
To: Inspector Emma Mayfield; Sergeant Jackie Montgomerey; Sergeant Bob Pickering; Sergeant Alfie Howard; Special Constable Herbert Goose
Topic: Paperwork
Clearance: EYESONLY





Oi, lads and ladies, forgive my neglect of the Queen's speech - we've got a live one that I thought you might want t'be aware of.

Me and Goosey were on patrol out in London when a corporate type under the "BMC" approached us about an unlawful installation out near the uranium in Leeds. Seems they want their competition gone. Base name is Chapeltown Depot, out at C-4 if you want a look for themselves.

We've got 'em dead to rights on a 4.1 and 4.2 - no registry. But hey, a uranium mine is still a money maker - there isn't any reason fine constables such as ourselves shouldn't be rewarded, eh?

Spread the word to anyone else interested - and keep it away from Chins, they don't want the headache.




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06-16-2025, 09:40 PM,
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From: Sergeant Reggie Top, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: Relaxing cruise(r ).
Clearance: OPEN.




Just a standard report today, really. Nowt out the ordinary, just a recap o last night's activities.

I got turfed out me bunk after Ol' Doug set off the ringer. Some bloody great big Corsair had tripped the proximity alert. Unfortunately(?) Doc Mint was nearby in the HMC Kingstonshire, as he'd been sorting out some battered bellends after a riot on Parkhurst.

When I arrived on-scene with the HMC Wollaton, his Percheron was getting both barrels from the enemy cruiser, the CNS-Apocalypse. I'm always game for a good punch-up, so I jumped in to lend a hand.

After a modest tussle, we laid the beasty out and returned to Leicester for patch repairs. Few dents and smudges that'll need buffing out, but nowt too serious.

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After that bit o excitement, we both set off on a standard counter-smuggling deployment back towards New London. Nowt to report, didn't bump into a single solitary soul in Cambridge. After setting clamps back at Thames, we caught the ferry down to London and signed off for a drink.

Good shift.

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07-13-2025, 08:58 PM, (This post was last modified: 07-13-2025, 08:59 PM by Civil Defence Initiative.)
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From: Police Intelligence Sharing Service.
To: COCS Database.
Topic: BOLO - IMG|Wavecrest
Clearance: SENSITIVE.



Dear: "Active Duty Constables"
Crime Report: L/35/023518-M.

A Be On the Look Out notification has been issued for IMG|Wavecrest, due to [suspected assault; suspected destruction of property; suspected attempted murder] in the [Leeds] system on [12th July 835].

Upon detection, the vessel(s) should be stopped and placed under caution, then compelled to provide testimony on the above referenced incident(s). Refusal to comply is obstruction of justice, and Prejudicial to the Good Conduct of Public Affairs.

Characteristics:
  • Suspected to be a Border Worlds Transport.
  • Suspected of having been present in Leeds.
  • Suspected of membership in the Independent Miners Guild.
  • Suspected of activity in Bretonia and potentially the Taus.
Known Aliases:
  • Unknown.
Lead Officers:
  • Special Sergeant Alfie Howard.
  • Special Sergeant Jacky Montgomery.
To report intelligence associated with this BOLO, please contact the case lead officers, or the central service mailbox at PISS@cdi.police.br.

Yours sincerely


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PISS | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: PISS@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230235 001 |


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Offline Big Bison Bessie
07-19-2025, 03:27 PM,
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From: Special Sergeant Jacky Montgomery, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: JULY 19, 835 Report
Clearance: SENSITIVE





I met with several IMG vessels in regards to the Wavecrest Investigation (July 12, 835 AS Report ID L/35/023518-M). Data drives from their ship were transported to Sprague via armored transport which arrived with fighter and gunboat escorts. Surprisingly, the captain of the Wavecrest was among the IMG present at the exchange. I took the liberty of conducting an interview under caution. Please see my attached file below for the recording. Data drives are being transferred to digital forensics for analysis.

Yours sincerely


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Special Sergeant Jacky Montgomery | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: j-eddm@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 444 |


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[19.07.2025 13:54:20] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Ahem.
[19.07.2025 13:54:32] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: So. I will advise you that this interview is being recorded.
[19.07.2025 13:54:39] IMG|Ternate: Yeah, whatever.
[19.07.2025 13:54:46] A/)-Revenant:: Hello mom!
[19.07.2025 13:54:47] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something
[19.07.2025 13:54:56] A/)-Revenant:: Wait, is this being published on the neuralnet?
[19.07.2025 13:55:05] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given as evidence.
[19.07.2025 13:55:32] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Captain, could you state your name for the records?
[19.07.2025 13:55:35] IMG|Ternate: I mean I'm a Libertonian citizen so I'm not sure how relevant that is, but sure.
[19.07.2025 13:55:47] IMG|Zlatibor: Keep the local chatter limited.
[19.07.2025 13:56:13] IMG|Zlatibor: I would also like a copy of this recording sent.
[19.07.2025 13:56:21] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Very well.
[19.07.2025 13:56:32] IMG|Ternate: My name is Cassandra Lefaucheux. I am a citizen of Liberty, Los Angeles.
[19.07.2025 13:56:36] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: *sipping coffee loudly*
[19.07.2025 13:56:49] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: And you're captain of the Wavecrest?
[19.07.2025 13:57:18] IMG|Ternate: Other persons sometimes captain the Wavecrest at times, but I am its registered owner and was its captain-
[19.07.2025 13:57:26] IMG|Ternate: at the time of the, uh, alleged incident.
[19.07.2025 13:57:37] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Can you please describe the nature of the ship in question?
[19.07.2025 13:57:47] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: It's class and intended usage?
[19.07.2025 13:58:15] IMG|Ternate: The ship in question is a DL-series transport. Its purpose is...well, it's a transport. So, hauling mostly.
[19.07.2025 13:58:37] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: What was the nature of your business in Tau-31 on the day of the alleged incident, July 12th?
[19.07.2025 13:59:05] IMG|Ternate: Going north.
[19.07.2025 13:59:44] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Could you please describe to me the events that transpired on July 12th of this year in Tau-31 that involved the Wavecrest?
[19.07.2025 14:00:29] IMG|Ternate: No, I won't. Since Tau-31 is not within the jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Bretonia. You have no legal right to ask, and I-
[19.07.2025 14:00:40] IMG|Ternate: have no legal obligation to answer.
[19.07.2025 14:01:08] IMG|Ternate: But I'll paint you a small picture, if you want.
[19.07.2025 14:01:28] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: You may if you want, mind you as I have previously stated this interview is being conducted under caution.
[19.07.2025 14:01:33] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: You can reserve the right not to answer.
[19.07.2025 14:01:39] IMG|Ternate: Some things may or may not have occurred in Tau-31 that led to conflict with this BMF tanker.
[19.07.2025 14:02:07] IMG|Ternate: This conflict then moved into what actually is your jurisdiction, in Leeds.
[19.07.2025 14:02:16] IMG|Ternate: But how it started? Who can say.
[19.07.2025 14:02:33] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Was the Wavecrest loaded with cargo at time time of the incident?
[19.07.2025 14:03:02] IMG|Ternate: I don't have to answer that and my lawyers have advised me not to.
[19.07.2025 14:03:13] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Very well.
[19.07.2025 14:03:50] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Have you had any experience in ship to ship combat?
[19.07.2025 14:04:30] IMG|Ternate: Yes, such as when the savage captain of the uh....whatever that BMF ship was called shot at me.
[19.07.2025 14:05:07] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: So do you allege that the BMF tanker was the aggressor?
[19.07.2025 14:05:45] IMG|Ternate: No, I don't want to state who was the aggressor, or what caused the incident. Merely that it started beyond the border.
[19.07.2025 14:05:49] IMG|Suchipi: Contact.
[19.07.2025 14:06:10] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Is there any set IMG policy in regards to communications and conduct with "rival" mining groups?
[19.07.2025 14:06:18] IMG|Zlatibor: It is a freelancer no need for worry.
[19.07.2025 14:06:36] IMG|Ternate: That is an internal manner and is subject to appropriate privacy laws.
[19.07.2025 14:07:16] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Do you acknowledge that the IMG is investigating the incident that has transpired within Tau-31 and Leeds?
[19.07.2025 14:07:41] IMG|Zlatibor: I will answer that one.
[19.07.2025 14:07:47] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Proceed.
[19.07.2025 14:08:36] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: *sipping coffee*
[19.07.2025 14:09:43] IMG|Zlatibor: I do acknowledge that we have been looking into this event in order to limit them from happening again in such a manner.
[19.07.2025 14:10:17] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Would you in the future be willing to forward a summary of findings to the CDI for review?
[19.07.2025 14:11:19] IMG|Zlatibor: I would like to be able to do so but I can't give guarantees.
[19.07.2025 14:11:28] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: I see I see.
[19.07.2025 14:11:40] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: I have one final question.
[19.07.2025 14:12:03] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Has the IMG or you yourself as the captain of the Wavecrest approached Interspace to file an insurance claim for
[19.07.2025 14:12:21] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Damages and lost property aboard the Wavecrest due to the incident?
[19.07.2025 14:12:53] IMG|Ternate: No, our ship was fortunately not damaged in the event, likely due to the incompetence of the BMF crew that engaged us.
[19.07.2025 14:13:02] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: I see I see.
[19.07.2025 14:13:36] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: Ahem. This is Sgt. Montgomery, ending the interview recording for case L/35023518-M.
[19.07.2025 14:13:46] CDI)Sgt-J.Montgomery: *click*

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Offline Karst
08-05-2025, 06:17 PM,
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From: Special Constable Sorscha Wels, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: not sure
Clearance: SENSITIVE





Sooo I was on shipping duty wtih the Scilly, supplies for the Park, and I see this thing:

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and im like okay whats the deal, pretty sure thats one of those Kusari axe cruisers, ive only seen pictures tho but yeah definitely looks like that, so i chat with them a bit, theyre talking abot how theyre from some sisterhood and fighting oppression or whateverr and im like okay I mean i hate oppression too, everyone does right?
These chrysanthemum people are probably definiteyl not allowed there but i mean what am i supposed to do "leave or we'll shoot you with our transport"?
Anyway they say they're collecting for a charity for women and children so that sounds like a good cause adn all, Park is running rly well right now and we got good shipper bonuses so im like okay sure, gonna file that udner misc expenses.
maybe not that important but i wanted to report it cause its for sure a strange thing, dont see that every day or week or year even.

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Special Constable Sorsha Wels | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: CHARACTER EMAIL@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 000 |


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[05.08.2025 16:20:54] GC-Kakumei: Eri: konnichiwa.
[05.08.2025 16:20:57] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Move along now, important police business.
[05.08.2025 16:21:04] 2025-08-05 16:21:05 SMT Traffic control alert: CDI)HMT-Scilly has docked
[05.08.2025 16:21:32] GC-Kakumei: Eri: since when have lapdogs important buisness to do?
[05.08.2025 16:21:49] CDI)HMT-Scilly: The Park is always hungry.
[05.08.2025 16:21:59] GC-Kakumei: Eri: at least the ones in Kusari are always lazy and overpaid.
[05.08.2025 16:22:22] GC-Kakumei: Eri: aha and your the one that feeds its?
[05.08.2025 16:22:23] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Well, not us obviously! Every day I'm working hard!
[05.08.2025 16:22:38] CDI)HMT-Scilly: I am today. It's a pretty chill job.
[05.08.2025 16:22:48] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Your ship is definitely the strangest thing I've seen on this supply run.
[05.08.2025 16:23:27] GC-Kakumei: Eri: well i wont stop you. We are not here to cause trouble in Bretonia. We just ask around for donations to the Golden--
[05.08.2025 16:23:42] GC-Kakumei: --Crysantemum Womans and Children Charity fund.
[05.08.2025 16:23:57] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Huh. So who are you then, exactly?
[05.08.2025 16:24:22] GC-Kakumei: Eri: oh yes the Kakumei is a beauty isnt she. Can you belive that the Lapdogs of the KNF lost her and never searched for her.
[05.08.2025 16:25:00] GC-Kakumei: Eri: i am Lady Eri Amaririsu. Geisha and Capitan of the Kakumei. I am a Sisster of the Golden Crysantemums.
[05.08.2025 16:25:05] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Sorry, I pretty much don't know anything about Kusari politics.
[05.08.2025 16:25:49] GC-Kakumei: Eri: well all you need to know are that the Crysantemums fight against the Patriarchy that opresses the woman of kusari.
[05.08.2025 16:26:20] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Well that sounds pretty good! Fuck the patriarchy, eh?
[05.08.2025 16:26:59] GC-Kakumei: Eri: hai. We want to create a just and equal system were woman can live free from opression and follow there dreams.
[05.08.2025 16:27:21] CDI)HMT-Scilly: *indistinct chatter from the back* Yes, yes, give me a bloody moment! I'm talking to them!
[05.08.2025 16:27:44] GC-Kakumei: Eri: is everything okay?
[05.08.2025 16:28:02] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Some of the crew are wondering why we're stopped.
[05.08.2025 16:28:05] CDI)HMT-Scilly: It's fine.
[05.08.2025 16:28:31] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Anyway, here in Bretonia we oppose oppression of any sort, naturally.
[05.08.2025 16:29:15] GC-Kakumei: Eri: that is verry good. I also belive we once were allied against the gallics. But that is a long time ago.
[05.08.2025 16:29:48] GC-Kakumei: *she said with a sad smile as Gaian Parrot Lands on her shoulder and asks for a Cookie.*
[05.08.2025 16:29:54] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Yeah, I was just a kid then. And I wasn't living here.
[05.08.2025 16:30:51] GC-Kakumei: Eri: i also was verry young then and only know it from the tales of the matriarch.
[05.08.2025 16:31:07] CDI)HMT-Scilly: *to the back* Yes! Fine! Alright, think we have to break it off. Work to be done.
[05.08.2025 16:31:30] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Women and children's charity, you say? I am a woman and I was a child before, so that seems like a good cause.
[05.08.2025 16:31:39] /sendcash gc-kakumei 100000
[05.08.2025 16:31:39] [2025-08-05] 16:31:40 You have sent 100.000 credits to GC-Kakumei.
[05.08.2025 16:31:47] GC-Kakumei: Eri: we also continue our way. We have some Corsairs to scare down in the Omicrons. *gigles*
[05.08.2025 16:32:16] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Tell them the Civil Defense Initiative always supports....civil rights, and such.
[05.08.2025 16:32:23] GC-Kakumei: Eri: oh thank you kind woman. We will use it wisely to fight the suffering of the woman and children in kusari. We support --
[05.08.2025 16:32:28] CDI)HMT-Scilly: The charity, I mean. Not the Corsairs.
[05.08.2025 16:32:34] GC-Kakumei: --some Orphanages and Womans Shelters.
[05.08.2025 16:32:40] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Lovely.
[05.08.2025 16:32:50] CDI)HMT-Scilly: Be on our way, then.

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