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George E. Rolf, CEO
LOCATION: Planet Pittsburgh, New York
SUBJECT: Applications
Howdy there Mr. Ots.
I guess you finally came around to joinin' our ranks, eh? I'll be sure to find assignments agreeable to your level of experience. In the meantime, continue doin' what you've been doin', and we'll continue gettin' along together just fine.
I should mention though, that the handbook has some details you may wanna go over. You're representin' our whole organization now, and I expect that your conduct reflects this. Not that we've had any issues in the past mind you - but the shareholders don't accept lax discipline, and neither will I.
Feel free to celebrate the occasion at Ricketts'. Davis will be sure to make himself free for some imbibin', and the drinks are on us!